This just in...

**distortion9** · 02.20.02, 06:11 AM

Bart claims, "Dave better be wearing a cup" next time they meet.

In related news, Bart and his brother Albert will be forming a "supergroup" with ex VH frontman Sammy Hagar and ex GnR frontman Axl Rose. Rumor has it that Steve Miller will be laying down tracks on an upcoming cd tentatively titled "Who in the blue hell cares about this piece of shit?" Dweezil Zappa says they "already have 7 songs in the can." I called VH bassist Mike Anthony[cause I live in the same town as his sister], and asked him about this and he gave me "the finger." This happened on the telephone so I don't know for sure if he did, but he said to me, "I am giving you the finger."

Van Halen's webmaster Brad Starks sent me the following e-mail.

12-12-12gofuckyourself-12hahahahahahahahahahahaha$

I believe the 12's have something to do with years, but I'm still working on that, will keep you posted though.

David Lee Roth say's he is now back with the "Eat em and Smile Band." An unknown guitarist named Mitsubishi Sushi will be sharing guitar duties with Steve Vai. He goes on to say that this "new music" is all the rage, he calls it, Acidfolk, housepolka, technorock. Roth says, "The video will feature me doing summersalts and jumping jacks, while my crazy music just goes on and on in the backround...YOWWWWWW."

Let the drinking begin.

**SpaceMan Spiff** · 02.20.02, 06:15 AM

LMAO!

**hellohawk** · 02.20.02, 06:32 AM

That sums a up the VH saga completely. So close to the truth, it's scary.

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