MEAN STREET (2007 version)

**Eddymon** · 02.28.07, 01:46 PM

As I walk these colored streets past the puppets on my block,
And I see the same cloth faces and I hear Ernie & Bert Talk,
I'm searching for Big Bird, but The Count says the same old thing,
I'm talkin' about big cookies, ones like the Cookie Monster has never seen,
This is home, this is Sesame Street,
(this is) Yes-ah home, PBS is the only channel I know.

An' we don't worry 'bout tomorrow, cause it will be on again for all,
Now what you think is Kermit might be Oscar afterall,
Now you know this ain't no real street, Mr. Rogers is straight ahead,
The nightmares don't exhist here, 'cause we know that Freddie's dead,

Come on down (Huh-Ow!) down to Sesame Street,
Their dancin' now, look, Out on Sesame Street,
Dance Snuffaloppagus

(bass solo)

Its always make believe here my friend, it about once upon a time,
If you do any shouting, its time out time,
We're searchin' still for Big Bird, hey that crayon is mine,
Talkin' about kicking your nuts, if you get out of line,

This is home, (Ooh!) This is Sesame Street.
(This is) Yes-ah home, PBS is the only channel I know,

(this is home) see making a puppet is real easy,
(this is Sesame Street) on a quiet day at home,
(this is home) turns you from baby into toddler,
(this is Sesame Street) gonna hunt Spongebob down,
Wait a minute, ah (this home) Somebody said "The Wiggles Rule" Lord
(This is Sesame Street) Lord, Strike that poor toddler down!