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    Default Trainwreck Contest - Eddie vs Britney

    I tried to figure that out the whole day at work today and I really can't quite decide. And I'm too tired to think now , who's fucked up more and what not.

    On the other hand, as much as Britney looks worse than Ed, I think losing/wasting the talent is way beyond screwed-up appearence.

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    Tough one......truly. Both have screwed the pooch in major ways.

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    Eddie has (had? ) true talent. Brit was simply a nice piece of ass who was a product of marketing.

    At *this* very second she might be more fucked up but he's been going off the rails for years.
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    Britney is the obvious winner here, the train is pickin' up steam and it's only a matter of time...

    Eddie has been around too long to even be considered for a "trainwreck"... He's the Keith Richards of our generation in that sense...
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    this thread just cracks me up beyond belief. you know things are bad when we're even THINKING about using those two names in the same sentence.

    oh, my vote? ed's a complete nut job and quite a few fries short of a happy meal, but skankney spears definitely gets my vote on this one---you know what they say: "you can take the girl outta the trailer but you can't take the trailer outta the girl."
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    Britney is what she is - a dumb piece of trash. They managed to polish her up for a little while and make her presentable, but as we can now see, her natural tendencies are busting out. see kt's post.

    Eddie on the other hand, had it all: guitar whiz from California, biggest band on the planet at one time, married our teenage heartthrob, etc. Fucked up relationships with people that were close to him and now he's just plain fucked up. Eddie wins, hands down.
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    Have you seen Britneys new buzz cut hair-do?She is the true winner

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    Ed made it to his mid-life crisis before he went goofy. Plus, he actually sang his own parts live. Also, I don't think Ed thinks he's fooling anybody, he just doesn't give a shit.

    Britney, on the other hand, had it all in front of her. She had captured that elusive element that Maddona had exploited and took it to another level. Then booze, drugs and Oxiconten(sp) did their thing and now she's loopy as a fruitbat. It would be funny if she didn't have two children under the age of three at home, that's what makes her activities so unforgivable. If this was the 1940s, she'd be committed to a mental hopsital and lobotomized.

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    Not only is it sad that she has two very young children at home, but you're talking about a girl that's probably in her mid-20s, which is just too young to be going off the deep end... there have been other people who have risen above their humble beginnings and not gone loopy... I just hate to see anyone put themselves in a position to destroy themselves... let alone at such a young age.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Axxman300 View Post
    Ed made it to his mid-life crisis before he went goofy. Plus, he actually sang his own parts live. Also, I don't think Ed thinks he's fooling anybody, he just doesn't give a shit.

    Britney, on the other hand, had it all in front of her. She had captured that elusive element that Maddona had exploited and took it to another level. Then booze, drugs and Oxiconten(sp) did their thing and now she's loopy as a fruitbat. It would be funny if she didn't have two children under the age of three at home, that's what makes her activities so unforgivable. If this was the 1940s, she'd be committed to a mental hopsital and lobotomized.

    Britney's trainwreck is right on schuedual and it's gonna be a doozie.
    The lobotomization and all. You ever been in one of those old time asylums? Creepy as fuck, I'll tell you. Then leave it to some local yocal giving you the tour to tell you who did what where errrrrrrrr who jumped off what balcony to their death etc.

    If they tried to lobotomize me all they would find would be this woman errrrr wife, in my head runnin around with a little hammer poundin on shit..

    And by the way, Ed Van Halfass wins hands down. Britney still has time to recover and become a normal person. Ed left his bags at the grociery long ago.

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    I think Ed's more drunk than crazy. Spears is just a freak'n nut (who know's why).

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    Brit's hair is being sold on Ebay.

    There's one auction that has something like 147 bids and the amount is already up to $999,999,999.00...I shit you not.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vince G. View Post
    Brit's hair is being sold on Ebay.

    There's one auction that has something like 147 bids and the amount is already up to $999,999,999.00...I shit you not.
    Just makes me more envious that I haven't put up a bit myself claiming I had Chrristina Aguilera's muff fuzz in a vial.

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