Meth Head Attempts To Break Into Vikings House.

**Viking** · 02.17.07, 03:47 AM

Yesterday morning between 6:30 am and 7 am, a man tried to break into our house. I had already left for work and my fiancee heard our dog barking. Thinking the dog was barking because I had left for work, which she does from time to time, my fiancee yelled for her to shut up. The dog kept barking and my fiancee said it was a different bark than usual, so she decided to come out and see what was going on. The dog was standing at the front door raising complete hell, and her hair was standing on end. My fiancee went to peek out the door, and pulled the shades back and she could see that the glass had been broken in. She went to look out another window and saw that there were two cop cars over at the neighbors, so she decided to walk over there to tell them that someone had attempted to break into our house. It turns out that after he left here, he went over there and knocked on their door and told them that he was hurt. The idiot also had no shirt on, and it was less than 10 degrees here yesterday morning. The neighbor let him in, and got him a shirt to put on and some stuff to clean himself up. He was also telling her that there had been a car accident, so she called the local police and started telling them that there had been an accident, and the officer asked her "How do you know there's been an accident?" and she said "Well...", and he asked her "Is the person involved there?" to which she replied "Yes", so he told her to sit tight and that an officer would be there shortly. She told her husband to watch the guy and she went to the front of the house when the cops got there (1 local and 1 Sherrifs deputy). Apparently their dog had tried to go after the guy, so her husband grabbed the dog and moved it, but when the cops came in for the guy, they couldn't find him! They searched the house with guns drawn and found him on the back porch crouched down between the door and the water heater. According to his girlfriends mom, he had been up tweaking on meth for a few days and had started hallucinating that the cops were after him, so he stole her car and took off, wrecked it and then got out and took off over here. Why he came over here, I have no idea as there are several houses within a couple of hundred yards from where he wrecked and he had to walk through about a half mile of brush and barbwire fence to get over here.

According to one of the arresting officers, the guy fought them the whole way to the jail.

The dickhead is now a resident of the county jail, and faces 12 felony counts. Here is my Dad's reply to the email I sent him about the whole situation:

Glad they got the motherfucker!!! The judge will probably make you give him a key for next time.

Here are a few pictures of our front door;

Thank God for the dog who weighs about 45 lbs, but has a 120 lb bark, or else he would have gotten in with just my fiancee and her Mom here. I think we are going to buy her a steak!

**jeff spicoli** · 02.17.07, 05:27 AM

Wow. I'm glad everything turned out all right for ya, Viking. And yes, the dog deserves a steak!

**Ted Van Halen** · 02.17.07, 06:29 AM

The thought of that peckerhead showing up again after he get's out gives a whole new meaning to AAMBI. I don't know what the laws are where you live but here is SC, we no longer have to flee & be in imminent danger to shoot an intruder. Glad nobody but him was hurt. I assume the blood on the door is his. You'll probably want to bleach that shit 10 or 12 times before you touch it. No telling what's in his bodily fluid.

Ted

**JCJanko** · 02.17.07, 07:19 AM

Glad to hear all is well, the title freaked me out a little!

**ZeoBandit** · 02.17.07, 07:43 AM

Glad to hear everything is ok, Vike! Give your dog a nice porterhouse!

**Steven B** · 02.17.07, 08:00 AM

That's a nasty looking door. A padlock?

Meth = death

**jimmy** · 02.17.07, 09:15 AM

That's a cool door....looks to be really old.

**Down In Flames** · 02.17.07, 10:11 AM

It's great that everyone's all right, Vike. LOL@ your Dad's comment. Too true.

Be good to your dog.

**LLFHS** · 02.17.07, 11:16 AM

Relieved that everything turned out for the best. That dog deserves a case of Omaha Steaks.

**BREW CREW** · 02.17.07, 11:29 AM

I am glad everyone is OK Vike. That dude that tried to break in is very lucky the dog was there instead of you!

**vanzefflin** · 02.17.07, 11:47 AM

I'm glad everything turned out well. By the way, was Wolfie with him?

**Axxman300** · 02.17.07, 12:36 PM

Well, you know how I feel about Meth-Heads:

Glad everyone is okay and that douche bag is in the slammer. Oh yeah, your doggie is getting some well earned Steak.

**Webbed1** · 02.17.07, 01:00 PM

That is why I have a Rottweiler that I personally trained and a Desert Eagle (was my best friend in Desert Storm) under my bed

If someone broke in and got past all that... then he must be a God.

**graeme** · 02.17.07, 03:18 PM

Give your fiance and mum a kiss
Give your dog a big fat steak
The meth head will treat himself. By overdosing.

Evil stuff but everybody knows the dangers.

Idiocy gets what idiocy deserves.

Oh, just so you're not left out, give yourself a present too Viking. You choose.

Glad everythings OK.