Hello!

**Skii** · 12.03.02, 03:51 AM

Hi guys, just stumbled across this fine forum.
Been a VH fan for many years, definately the only records that never gather dust in my collection

Help - UK music is shite - WHERE HAVE THE MUSICIANS GONE !?!?

Feep up the good work fellas

Skii

**Bob_R** · 12.03.02, 03:57 AM

Welcome aboard buddy!!!!

**Zahzoo** · 12.03.02, 04:45 AM

Howdy!! Welcome to the asylum... one of the finest run solely by the inmates!!!

Don't drink the water in here... and never never feed the rothtards... [img]graemlins/scared.gif[/img]

**TPStang** · 12.03.02, 06:03 AM

RUN AWAY!!! RUN AWAY!!! YOU STILL HAVE A CHANCE!!!

**Dr. Love** · 12.03.02, 06:09 AM

Welcome to the VH communities. I'll be your guide for this post.

Over on the left you can see all the Dave-or-the-Gravers. Don't worry if you can't see anything above their waist; They're stuffed way too far up Dave's ass.

On the right you have Redtards. They'd make more sense if they weren't jacked up on Tequila all the time.

Feel free to make yourself at home and be sure to get an anger management class. Be sure to get your Van Halen Survival Kit; It has all the things you'll need on the boards as a VH fan... tranquilizers, patience pills, a soapbox, PMS pills to help with the bitching, etc.

Btw, if you notice that the very life is being sucked out of you, don't worry. It's natural around here.