D.O.A. (re-written to reflect current lineup)

[VHisback]

Dave was broke and greedy on a winter day
We sent dad down to drive Mikey away
We were sittin' home, Smoking Loon in our hand
Dad's pimple-faced kid is now in his rock n' roll band

Ooh! And Dave was alone, on the highway
Wanted, back in the band
Back in the band

Broken down and dirty, dressed in rags
From the day the station manager told him "Boy, you pack your bags."
Sent Alex down in his pick-up truck
Alex told Mikey that he's "Outta luck." Oo-ooh, yeah!

And I'm 15, can't even drive yet
Wanted, to play songs live
Play songs live, uh-aah!

(Guitar Solo)

Alright! Uh!

Now, I'm broken down and dirty, dressed in rags
A-from the day my mama told me "Don't listen to your dad."
An' we were sittin' ducks for the police man
Minors still can't drink, even in a rock n' roll band

Now Sam's alone and, I'm on the highway
Not sure if Van Halen is dead or alive
dead or alive, ow-ow!

[seenbad]

I was wondering when they'd start up.

[LLFHS]

Dave was broke and greedy on a winter day
We sent dad down to drive Mikey away
We were sittin' home, Smoking Loon in our hand
Dad's pimple-faced kid is now in his rock n' roll band

Ooh! And Dave was alone, on the highway
Wanted, back in the band
Back in the band

Broken down and dirty, dressed in rags
From the day the station manager told him "Boy, you pack your bags."
Sent Alex down in his pick-up truck
Alex told Mikey that he's "Outta luck." Oo-ooh, yeah!

And I'm 15, can't even drive yet
Wanted, to play songs live
Play songs live, uh-aah!

(Guitar Solo)

Alright! Uh!

Now, I'm broken down and dirty, dressed in rags
A-from the day my mama told me "Don't listen to your dad."
An' we were sittin' ducks for the police man
Minors still can't drink, even in a rock n' roll band

Now Sam's alone and, I'm on the highway
Not sure if Van Halen is dead or alive
dead or alive, ow-ow!

Well done, amigo!

[Rovus]

Haha!!! Times like these calls for quality stuff like this.

If there's anymore, keep 'em comin'!

[Van Squalen]

[cdvh5150]

hahaha good job man.................

[voa38]

Nice...lol..

[Downtown Stevie]

One foot out the door

Ed grabbed his telephone
He called Dave up at home
He's drinking Smoking Loon
His Guitar's out of tune
He's making porn music alone.

He's been thinking about touring with Al and Dave
He's been thinking it would be cool
But he's got to wait till summer to do it
Cause Wolfie's.............
Still in school

And Mike's kicked out the door
Cause he's hot sauce whore
He toured with Sam
Can't be in two bands
Classic VH is no more

Mike's kicked out the door
Mike's kicked out the doorrrrrrr!!!
And we get three quarters of our favroite band
And that just not same
I guess if we are lucky we will see the Jack Daniel's bass
At the rock n roll hall of fameeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!

(guitar solo)

[MAX]

Dave was broke and greedy on a winter day
We sent dad down to drive Mikey away
We were sittin' home, Smoking Loon in our hand
Dad's pimple-faced kid is now in his rock n' roll band

Ooh! And Dave was alone, on the highway
Wanted, back in the band
Back in the band

Broken down and dirty, dressed in rags
From the day the station manager told him "Boy, you pack your bags."
Sent Alex down in his pick-up truck
Alex told Mikey that he's "Outta luck." Oo-ooh, yeah!

And I'm 15, can't even drive yet
Wanted, to play songs live
Play songs live, uh-aah!

(Guitar Solo)

Alright! Uh!

Now, I'm broken down and dirty, dressed in rags
A-from the day my mama told me "Don't listen to your dad."
An' we were sittin' ducks for the police man
Minors still can't drink, even in a rock n' roll band

Now Sam's alone and, I'm on the highway
Not sure if Van Halen is dead or alive
dead or alive, ow-ow!

You're no WARF, Loons or FORD, that's for sure.

[Dont disturb my Paradise]

Downtown Stevie did well too. Keep 'em comin', I'll try think of one

[Menlow]

Good job guys.

Anything set to D.O.A. is all right in my book.

[Andy Taylor]

Great stuff!

[mikewails]

One foot out the door

Ed grabbed his telephone
He called Dave up at home
He's drinking Smoking Loon
His Guitar's out of tune
He's making porn music alone.

He's been thinking about touring with Al and Dave
He's been thinking it would be cool
But he's got to wait till summer to do it
Cause Wolfie's.............
Still in school

And Mike's kicked out the door
Cause he's hot sauce whore
He toured with Sam
Can't be in two bands
Classic VH is no more

Mike's kicked out the door
Mike's kicked out the doorrrrrrr!!!
And we get three quarters of our favroite band
And that just not same
I guess if we are lucky we will see the Jack Daniel's bass
At the rock n roll hall of fameeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!

(guitar solo)

I was gonna add one, but I'm not following that. Awesome!

[simplerhym]

[QUOTE=VHisback;726393]Dave was broke and greedy on a winter day
ten to your dad."
An' we were sittin' ducks for the police man
Minors still can't drink, even in a rock n' roll band

QUOTE]

shoulda been sitting ducks for the POLICE TOUR

[Menlow]

shoulda been sitting ducks for the POLICE TOUR

I'm waiting for someone to come up with something set to "Fools".