My VH story . . .

[Red-Diamond]

Today in skool (I'm a senior in high skool) something happened today that pissed me off.
First off, before I get started read my sig. Now those lines I interpret by rebeling the skool district, authority etc.
"And the cradle will rock": obviouly it means I aint followin' no rules
Right now, its your tommorow": meaning lifes to short to spend in skool, ditch and go have fun.
OK here goes. Today I was sitting in the skool library minding my own buisness and that bitch librarioan taps me on the shoulder and asks in a stern voice
"Whats your name"
I replied "David"
"Last name?"
"Hagar"
That aint my name (obviously)my names Travis.
Then she said something to me along the lines of "Your shirt is very offensive" and she screamed "I CAN'T BELIEVE YOUR WEARING THAT AT SCHOOL"
I just realized I was wearing my "Who the fuck is Eddie Van Halen shirt" She kept screaming and I said "Lady how is this offensive, it a goddamn shirt"
With that she sent me to the office to talk to the vice principal. Was I worried, No I was smiling at laughing at this whole situation
I got to the office and the vice principal says
"Uh OK just turn it inside out and put tape on it"
I pointed out to the the teach that this shirt said F***k and not F**k. I told him you don't spell Fuck with 5 letters you spell it with 4. He said "Ok, since it's Van Halen and your a senior I wont suspend you, but just turn it inside out and make me happy"
Suprised that a dead beat knew Van Halen,I did as he asked and alked out the door. As soon as I got out the door I turned it back around and walked to class.

Well, there's my story hope you enjoyed it.
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[ October 03, 2002, 09:34 PM: Message edited by: Red-Diamond ]

[skiler78]

Well, before you ditch school, you might want to learn to spell..

[Vince G.]

You did well, young Skywalker. [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img]

I am proud of you. [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img]

[YankeeRose]

Cool story Red! That Librarian sounds stupid. [img]graemlins/wtf.gif[/img]

[FalconDriver]

Suprised that a dead beat knew Van Halen...

That "dead beat" has probably been a Van Halen fan longer than you have. [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img]

[dirtymovies]

Your future's so bright, we gotta wear shades... [img]graemlins/scared.gif[/img]

[JMJ]

hahaha, cool!

tell that librarian to suck it! [img]graemlins/devil.gif[/img]

and wear that shirt anyway you want it, freedom of speech buddy!

fucking people..

JMJ

[joe318]

that was a great story [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img]

[Rocket]

I'm all for freedom of expression, but you have to know the rules, before you can break em.

[55starfire]

who the fuck IS eddie van halen?

[cyberfiddl]

Stay in school, man. If nothing else, your diploma proves you have patience. Also, learn to spell. That way you won't appear to be the idiot you are to other people. [img]smile.gif[/img]

[xaminer]

Originally posted by 55starfire:
who the fuck IS eddie van halen?

i think the more appropriate question is:

WHERE the fuck is eddie van halen?

[Han Valen]

Originally posted by cyberfiddl:
Stay in school, man. If nothing else, your diploma proves you have patience. Also, learn to spell. That way you won't appear to be the idiot you are to other people. [img]smile.gif[/img]

Nah, let him "ditch skool", we need people like this to serve us our fries

[el_jalepeno]

*sigh* What's with all the bitterness to this dude and his story? Funny story man, don't sweat the highschool diploma. It really doesn't mean much. It's the college degree you need to be working towards if you want to do anything... [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img]

[Red-Diamond]

O.K. guys I am gettin, my diploma,
Han Valen I shall serve no fries before their time
And I can spell, I just didn't watch what I was spelling . . . peace out brothers
Glad you enjoyed
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