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01.06.07, 09:14 AM #1Runnin' With The Devil
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Chinese teen kills self when blind date turns ugly
Chinese teen kills self when blind date turns ugly -- report
BEIJING -- A 17-year-old boy in northeastern China was so disappointed with the looks of a woman he met over the Internet that he hanged himself after seeing her face-to-face, state media reported Friday.
The unnamed teenager first contacted the woman -- known by her chat moniker "Qunjiaofeiyang", or "Flying Skirt" -- using the popular Chinese online messaging software QQ, Xinhua news agency said.
The girl described herself as a beautiful 19-year-old and the pair chatted on the Web for weeks before arranging a December 26 rendezvous in the nearby city of Mudanjiang, in far northeastern Heilongjiang province.
The boy arrived to discover the woman far less attractive than advertised and 10 years older than him, Xinhua said.
The boy immediately returned home, lost his appetite, and four days later hanged himself from a tree."I didn't just drive a thousand goddamn miles on a motorcycle to watch some little girl prance around on stage" - Steve Morrison on if Justin Bieber performed at Sturgis Motorcycle Rally
-"I'd rather stick my junk into a freshly-slapped hornet's nest." LLFHS on banging Lindsay Lohan
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01.06.07, 09:40 AM #2Niners Fan!
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moron...
Can't stop...addicted to the shindig...
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01.06.07, 09:44 AM #3The Full Bug
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Damn dude. Why kill yourself? Just drink a six pack. She'll look better.
"Never is just reven spelled backwards." -House
"Did I listen to pop music because I was miserable or was I miserable because I listened to pop music?" -THE Rob Gordon
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01.06.07, 11:29 AM #4Runnin' With The Devil
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Obviously he was unstable to begin with.
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01.06.07, 12:49 PM #5Hang 'Em High
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"What we are dealing with here, is a complete lack of respect for the law" - Jackie Gleason, Smokey and the Bandit
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01.06.07, 12:50 PM #6Somebody Get Me A Doctor
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Well there's a way to solve your problems.
"It's so damn hot... milk was a bad choice." --Ron Burgundy, Anchorman
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01.06.07, 02:46 PM #7Take Your Whiskey Home
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And ours.
Who said that?
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01.06.07, 02:54 PM #8Runnin' With The Devil
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I wish I had a nickel for every time this has happened.
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01.06.07, 03:06 PM #9Take Your Whiskey Home
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Two things...
Everyone, go to my band's MySpace page, www.myspace.com/atdt, and listen to "Internet Girl." I wrote that song based on a story from one of my longtime friends. He met up with a chick he knew online, and her "athletic" frame was in fact 4' 11", 245 pounds. I thought it made a good basis for a joke song.
Also, this headline made me laugh the same way that sometimes just headlines from The Onion make me laugh. It was just such an unusual mix of weird words.
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01.06.07, 03:13 PM #10Top Of The World
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Originally Posted by FiftyoneFtfty
lost his appetite? lol
sorry, but that strikes me as funny
"The spirit can not be contempt. The spirit can not be sour and angry" - DLR on The NEW Van Halen
"Shutthefuckupity" - DIF on John Cusack.
"Baby, where'd you sleep last night?
Your hair is all tangled
and you ain't walking right." - Robert Johnson
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01.06.07, 03:34 PM #11Somebody Get Me A Doctor
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WTF? Did they just get the internet in China? Nobody who's good looking hooks up on the internet.
"Nothing is ever what it seems but everything is exactly what it is." - B. Banzai
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01.06.07, 09:17 PM #12I'm The One
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I sense a great name for a band here...Qunjiaofeiyang, aka the Flying Skirts
A little more volume in the headphones please.
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01.07.07, 11:06 AM #13Big Bad Bill
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lol funny.
VAN HALEN FOR LIFE
Bands I've seen:
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The Who
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01.07.07, 11:50 AM #14Hang 'Em High
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This story points out the validity of approaching life with "diminished" expectations.
"The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man."George Bernard Shaw
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01.07.07, 04:23 PM #15I'm The One
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MAN!!!!
That must have been one ugly chick!!!!!!
Love should NOT be work, it should be as easy as breathing Dave's Dreidel
My god, our government has less secrets than Van Halen. Emperor Brett
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