Pat Robertson Predicts Horrific Terrorist Attack

[voivod]

Religious Broadcaster Pat Robertson Predicts Horrific Terrorist Attack on U.S. in 2007

VIRGINIA BEACH, Virginia — Religious broadcaster Pat Robertson predicted Tuesday a horrific terrorist act on the United States that will result in "mass killing" late in 2007.

"I'm not necessarily saying it's going to be nuclear," he said during his news-and-talk television show "The 700 Club" on the Christian Broadcasting Network. "The Lord didn't say nuclear. But I do believe it will be something like that."

Robertson said God told him during a recent prayer retreat that major cities and possibly millions of people will be affected by the attack, which should take place sometime after September.

"I put these things out with humility," he said.

Robertson said God also told him that the U.S. only feigns friendship with Israel and that U.S. policies are pushing Israel toward "national suicide."

Robertson suggested in January 2006 that God punished then-Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon with a stroke for ceding Israeli-controlled land to the Palestinians.

Predicting events for the coming year is an annual tradition for Robertson.

He predicted in January 2004 that President George W. Bush would easily win re-election. Bush won 51 percent of the vote that fall, beating Democratic Sen. John Kerry of Massachusetts.

In 2005, Robertson predicted that Bush would have victory after victory in his second term. He said Social Security reform proposals would be approved and Bush would nominate conservative judges to federal courts.

Lawmakers confirmed Bush's 2005 nominations of John Roberts and Samuel Alito to the Supreme Court. But the president's Social Security initiative was stalled by widespread opposition.

"I have a relatively good track record," he said. "Sometimes I miss."

In May, Robertson said God told him that storms and possibly a tsunami were to crash into America's coastline in 2006. Even though the U.S. was not hit with a tsunami, Robertson on Tuesday cited last spring's heavy rains and flooding in New England as partly fulfilling the prediction.

[smithtone]

It's moronic statements like this that ruin organized religion for some people. Robertson has been saying the most bizarre things for years now, so this isn't that surprising.

Someone said once that Christianity would be OK if it wasn't for all the Christians...

[ZeoBandit]

Attention whore.

[weesfreewheelin]

I predict that Patty will be a maggot farmer within the next twenty years.

[Hurricane Halen]

I also have, "future Insight" on things to come.

In 2007, this will happen.

1. Wherever you live, you can expect to see some sunshine and some rain, possibley heavy thunderstorms, from time to time.

2. You will get laid at some point in 2007.

3. Expect to drink some coffee, and don't be suprised if a Coke (diet, Zero), and even a Pespi, don't enter your life sometime down the road.

4. Expect to spend more money on gas this summer.

5. CVH is gonna happen. It will feel just like 1984 all over again.

6. And finally, some of you might pass gas in public, and everyone will know it.

HH <------Hurricane Halen The Great, has spoken------------

[jimmy812]

Out of all the people in the world to talk to, why does God choose Pat Robertson?
And if God is telling him this, why is Pat Robertson getting credit for predicting this attack? Shouldn't God get the credit?
Well, looks like I'll be stocking up on canned foods this year. lol
You know what, if I'm going to be stuck in my basement eating canned foods and shitting into a bucket with nowhere to empty it, I think maybe I'll just take my chances upstairs in the house!!

[weesfreewheelin]

I'm going to be stuck in my basement eating canned foods and shitting into a bucket !!

LMAO

[Filthy 150]

In May, Robertson said God told him that storms and possibly a tsunami were to crash into America's coastline in 2006.

Ummmmm....tsunami? Isn't that a little hard to do?

[graeme]

He says he has a relatively good record but that sometimes he misses.

mmm. OK. Why does he miss when he says that god tells him these things. What, is god fucking with him? Making jokes? Does he speak a different language to Pat? Is Pat not listening properly?

Everyman and his dog could predict that this is going to happen. The dog would probably be cooler though.

Fuckhole.

[FORD]

Just this morning, God told me that He thinks Pat needs to change his meds.

Praise the Lord!

[wham bam will rock]

Fuck Pat Robertson

[Guitar Shark]

Hilarious... yet sad that there are millions of people in this country who believe him, watch his TV show religiously, and DONATE MONEY TO HIS ORGANIZATION.

[kowski]

In May, Robertson said God told him that storms and possibly a tsunami were to crash into America's coastline in 2006. Even though the U.S. was not hit with a tsunami, Robertson on Tuesday cited last spring's heavy rains and flooding in New England as partly fulfilling the prediction.

So rain is the same as a tsunami now? That's like me predicting I will make a lot of money on the stock market this year, but saying that it is practically the same thing when I win $5 on a scratch-off lottery ticket.

[elvhfan]

wait, god told him all this but god can't do anything about it?...

[VAREB]

Tsunami's and Nuclear attacks. That's all kids stuff. Somebody ask Robertson if VH will tour in '07 with or w/o Dave and Mike. If he gets that right, then I'll be impressed.