Blender Magazine: VH in News

**F'nRockstar** · 12.31.06, 12:42 AM

Van Halen was mentioned in the news round-up. Nothing really new: It does say a reunited Van Halen, but basically is saying the band is not reunited... Anyway, here is what was written word for word. Please analyze to death:

NEWS ROUNDUP:

"EDDIE VAN HALEN tapped his 15-year old son, Wolgang as the new bassist for a reunited Van Halen. Wolgang replaces Michael Anthony, who complained about money issues and hasn't spoken to Eddie since the band's 2004 tour. "

**smithjc** · 12.31.06, 12:46 AM

Oh yeah, makes perfect sense now. This just gets better and better don't it?

AT · 12.31.06, 03:45 AM

Hold on, I'm gonna puke...

No... guess not. We don't need any more regurgitation than the "news" report posted above.

**loveevhsince79** · 12.31.06, 04:08 AM

Don't you just love the media and how they put their asinine spin on a situation. Reminds me of the picture of Condi Rice brushing her hair back from her face but they presented it to be that she was flustered and upset about the negotiations that were underway as if she was rubbing her temple.

Media. As they say don't believe anything that you read and only half of what you see. I grow to the hate the media more and more everyday. The only news they seem to care about and get right is when a celebrity doesn't wear panties.