The Flat Earth Society

**voivod** · 12.22.06, 05:28 AM

The Flat Earth Society

Here's a section of there FAQ.

Quote:
Q: "Why do the all the world Governments say the Earth is round?"
A: It's a conspiracy

Q: "What about NASA? Don't they have photos to prove that the Earth is round?"
A: NASA is part of the conspiracy too. The photos are faked.

Q: "Why has no-one taken a photo of the Earth that proves it is flat?"
A: The government prevents people from getting close enough to the Ice Wall to take a picture.

Q: "How did NASA create these images with the computer technology available at the time?"
A: Since NASA did not send rockets into space, they instead spent the money on developing advanced computers and imaging software instead

http://www.theflatearthsociety.org/forums/index.php

**ZeoBandit** · 12.22.06, 05:48 AM

**sisca** · 12.22.06, 06:20 AM

is this for real? just when i started having faith in human intelligence.

**ZeoBandit** · 12.22.06, 06:21 AM

No way that is real. No one is capable of that level of stupidity.

**Pabs** · 12.22.06, 06:23 AM

Oh my.....

**Filthy 150** · 12.22.06, 07:02 AM

When I first read the title of the thread I couldn't help but think it had to do w/ the DLR Army.

Seriously though, that's pretty sad.

**sisca** · 12.22.06, 07:05 AM

oh no,its a real website out of england....and im willing to bet these are the same people who attend renaissance festivals and joust in the park on sundays as well.

**chefcraig** · 12.22.06, 07:09 AM

These guys are simply what is known as "contrarians". They are a group of wise-asses with a keen sense of humour. Many of their statements and "beliefs" are funny as shit.

The goal is satire, unmercifully so. Good for them. Sorry if it went over the heads of some of you.

**Filthy 150** · 12.22.06, 07:09 AM

Originally Posted by sisca

oh no,its a real website out of england....and im willing to bet these are the same people who attend renaissance festivals and joust in the park on sundays as well.

"Huzzah!!"

Check your PM.

**voivod** · 12.22.06, 07:35 AM

Originally Posted by sisca

oh no,its a real website out of england....and im willing to bet these are the same people who attend renaissance festivals and joust in the park on sundays as well.

**rchop84** · 12.22.06, 08:43 AM

I love this one.

Q: "What about tides?"

A: The tides exist due to a slight see-saw effect on the earth. As it goes back and forth, the water rushes to the side that is lower. Note, this is a very slight wobble. Remember, these wobbles are created by very minor earthquakes. They keep the tides in check.

**kowski** · 12.22.06, 09:48 AM

Originally Posted by rchop84

I love this one.

Q: "What about tides?"

A: The tides exist due to a slight see-saw effect on the earth. As it goes back and forth, the water rushes to the side that is lower. Note, this is a very slight wobble. Remember, these wobbles are created by very minor earthquakes. They keep the tides in check.

I love that. The tides exist because of earthquakes that keep the tides in check. It's complete circular logic!