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    very bored today, its snowing and raining out so I am just screwing around on the net. Found this one.


    Van Halen Near Death

    Guitar legend Eddie Van Halen is reported to be near death today following complications related to a degenerative aging disorder. Doctors say the rocker, who's recently battled cancer, alcoholism, and hip replacement, "has the body of a man at least twice his age."

    "Don't worry, I'm going to make it," Van Halen said through a band spokesman. "There's no way I'm going to let that fucker David Lee Roth outlast me. Rock on!"

    [ November 16, 2002, 08:47 AM: Message edited by: Eddymon ]
    'Old Van Halen, when I was in it-classic Van Halen-makes you wanna drink, dance and screw, right? And the new Van Halen encourages you to drink milk, drive a Nissan and have a relationship.' - David Lee Roth.

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    Damn, there for a minute I thought I was looking at Keith Richards with hair. [img]graemlins/scared.gif[/img]
    Know Roth
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    No Roth
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    thats not true is it?

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    Originally posted by Satriani:
    thats not true is it?
    Are you kidding?
    "It's so damn hot... milk was a bad choice." --Ron Burgundy, Anchorman

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    Well is or not, he doesnt look too friggin' good.....

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    Originally posted by Satriani:
    thats not true is it?
    Of course it is, his last wish was to play blackjack at a hotel in Vegas !

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    Oh yeah.....very supportive guys.....and you wonder he takes no notice of this shit !!
    Keep dreaming.

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    Are you saying we are responsible for his lack of communication with his die hard fans over the last 4 years????
    I don't think so......

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    In that picture he doesn't look to good, but I've seen a few newer ones where he looks damn good for his age. THIS IS NOT TRUE!
    [img]graemlins/bounce.gif[/img]
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    Guys,
    Relax, this is BS. The picture is from the LAPD Golf outing.

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    Originally posted by Eddymon:
    very bored today, its snowing and raining out so I am just screwing around on the net. Found this one.


    Van Halen Near Death

    Guitar legend Eddie Van Halen is reported to be near death today following complications related to a degenerative aging disorder. Doctors say the rocker, who's recently battled cancer, alcoholism, and hip replacement, "has the body of a man at least twice his age."

    "Don't worry, I'm going to make it," Van Halen said through a band spokesman. "There's no way I'm going to let that fucker David Lee Roth outlast me. Rock on!"
    lol
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    I don't remember who sent me this but it sure is funny!


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    Originally posted by The7thSeal:
    I don't remember who sent me this but it sure is funny!


    jim
    that's some funny ass shit.
    Light em' up!!!

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    Originally posted by Red-Diamond:
    In that picture he doesn't look to good, but I've seen a few newer ones where he looks damn good for his age. THIS IS NOT TRUE!
    [img]graemlins/bounce.gif[/img]
    Thanks for clearing that up mate. [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img]

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    Originally posted by The7thSeal:
    I don't remember who sent me this but it sure is funny!


    jim
    Jesus christ... He looks like death standing. Man, I hope he is actually doing better becuase the recent photos from his Jam with Leslie West he still looked pretty bad...

 

 

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