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11.16.02, 09:44 AM #1
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very bored today, its snowing and raining out so I am just screwing around on the net. Found this one.
Van Halen Near Death
Guitar legend Eddie Van Halen is reported to be near death today following complications related to a degenerative aging disorder. Doctors say the rocker, who's recently battled cancer, alcoholism, and hip replacement, "has the body of a man at least twice his age."
"Don't worry, I'm going to make it," Van Halen said through a band spokesman. "There's no way I'm going to let that fucker David Lee Roth outlast me. Rock on!"
[ November 16, 2002, 08:47 AM: Message edited by: Eddymon ]'Old Van Halen, when I was in it-classic Van Halen-makes you wanna drink, dance and screw, right? And the new Van Halen encourages you to drink milk, drive a Nissan and have a relationship.' - David Lee Roth.
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11.16.02, 10:19 AM #2
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Damn, there for a minute I thought I was looking at Keith Richards with hair. [img]graemlins/scared.gif[/img]
Know Roth
Know Van Halen
No Roth
No Van Halen
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11.17.02, 03:39 AM #3
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thats not true is it?
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11.17.02, 03:42 AM #4
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Originally posted by Satriani:
thats not true is it?"It's so damn hot... milk was a bad choice." --Ron Burgundy, Anchorman
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11.17.02, 04:20 AM #5
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Well is or not, he doesnt look too friggin' good.....
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11.17.02, 04:28 AM #6
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Originally posted by Satriani:
thats not true is it?
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11.17.02, 06:20 AM #7
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Oh yeah.....very supportive guys.....and you wonder he takes no notice of this shit !!
Keep dreaming.
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11.17.02, 09:18 AM #8
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Are you saying we are responsible for his lack of communication with his die hard fans over the last 4 years????
I don't think so......
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11.17.02, 01:18 PM #9
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In that picture he doesn't look to good, but I've seen a few newer ones where he looks damn good for his age. THIS IS NOT TRUE!
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11.17.02, 02:51 PM #10
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Guys,
Relax, this is BS. The picture is from the LAPD Golf outing.
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11.17.02, 03:25 PM #11
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Originally posted by Eddymon:
very bored today, its snowing and raining out so I am just screwing around on the net. Found this one.
Van Halen Near Death
Guitar legend Eddie Van Halen is reported to be near death today following complications related to a degenerative aging disorder. Doctors say the rocker, who's recently battled cancer, alcoholism, and hip replacement, "has the body of a man at least twice his age."
"Don't worry, I'm going to make it," Van Halen said through a band spokesman. "There's no way I'm going to let that fucker David Lee Roth outlast me. Rock on!"...what do you do when the bureaucracy that's supposed to help you...WANTS YOU DEAD? <a href="http://www.callumhouston.com" target="_blank">www.callumhouston.com</a>
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11.17.02, 09:21 PM #12
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I don't remember who sent me this but it sure is funny!
jimLife through someone elses eyes.<br /><a href="http://www.thehandthatsewstime.com" target="_blank">TheHandThatSewsTime.com</a>
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Originally posted by The7thSeal:
I don't remember who sent me this but it sure is funny!
jimLight em' up!!!
"You can drink the water, but don't ya eat the ice;
Take your vitamin "T" with salt 'n lemon slice!"
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11.18.02, 07:13 PM #14
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Originally posted by Red-Diamond:
In that picture he doesn't look to good, but I've seen a few newer ones where he looks damn good for his age. THIS IS NOT TRUE!
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Originally posted by The7thSeal:
I don't remember who sent me this but it sure is funny!
jim
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