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    I've gotten a few funny emails from friends that highlight some of those essential differences between the genders...Hope you enjoy!

    A man and a woman who had never met before, but were both married to
    other
    people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a
    transcontinental train.

    Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were
    both
    very tired and fell asleep quickly... He in the upper bunk and she in
    the lower. At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman
    saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to
    reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."

    "I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend
    that
    we're married."

    "Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.

    "Good," she replied. "Get your own $&%#$&# blanket."

    After a moment of silence, he farted.
    Can't stop...addicted to the shindig...

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