Mars and Venus

[SactoFan]

I've gotten a few funny emails from friends that highlight some of those essential differences between the genders...Hope you enjoy!

A man and a woman who had never met before, but were both married to
other
people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a
transcontinental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were
both
very tired and fell asleep quickly... He in the upper bunk and she in
the lower. At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman
saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to
reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."

"I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend
that
we're married."

"Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.

"Good," she replied. "Get your own $&%#$&# blanket."

After a moment of silence, he farted.

[ZeoBandit]

Nothing like a revenge fart!

[billy007]

Venus and Mars are all right tonight!