Sigs For The "Sig-less" Thread...

**chefcraig** · 12.06.06, 11:11 AM

Every so often, one finds a quote or phrase that sticks in one's memory, and winds up in one's sig. Be it insightful, profound or even stultifying in it's cluelessness, it stands out and can be deemed worthy of repeat.

Since I care not to change my sig on a daily basis, here are some "left-overs" I've run across. Feel free to add your own, or to use those as they are offered.

"VH III is the Battlefield Earth of music." Menlow, 2006

"The more it stays the same, the less it changes." Spinal Tap, The Majesty of Rock

"God is a comedian playing to an audience that is afraid to laugh." Voltaire

"Torah, torah, torah. The warcry of the Kamikaze Rabbi's." Lamb, Christopher Moore

"Do you have a job, car, place to stay and is the answer to the last two the same thing?" Overheard in a bar

"While nothing is easier than to denounce the evil-doer, nothing is more difficult than to understand him." Dostoyevsky

"Plenty of technology, precious little soul." Beatles engineer Geoff Emerick on today's music

"The difference between martyrdom and suicide is press coverage." Panic at the Disco

"How are ya doing? Excrement. How about you?" Overheard in a bar

"Uh...I just don't get it. I tried. I really, really did. I listened to one of their albums and blacked out. Next thing I remember I woke up masturbating to pictures of Earnest Borgnine...again." Junior, on The White Stripes 2006

That'll start things. How 'bout you folk?

**hatchetforce** · 12.06.06, 11:22 AM

Robert Mitchum, responding to his prison stay for pot many, many moons ago:

"Prison? It was like Palm Springs - without all the Riff Raff."

**MEANBEE** · 12.06.06, 11:43 AM

If it's got Tits or Tires It'll give you problems
overheard at a repair shop

**Axxman300** · 12.06.06, 12:18 PM

"I used to F*ck guys like you in Prison" - Road House

" Should be an easy day...well, unless we get blown up" - US Marine in Iraq

" No matter where you go, there you are" - Buckaroo Bonzia

" We're going to need a bigger boat" - Jaws

**Wickett** · 12.06.06, 12:35 PM

Spinal Tap is always good for a line or two..

May I start by saying how thrilled we are to have you here. We are such fans of your music and all of your records. I'm not speaking of yours personally, but the whole genre of the rock and roll. -Lt, upon meeting the band before a gig

We've got Armadillos in our trousers. It's really quite frightening. - Nigel Tufnel

It's like, how much more black could this be? and the answer is none. None more black- Nigel

It's such a fine line between stupid, and clever.- David St Hubbins

and some personal faves

God is a concept by which we measure our pain.- John Lennon

Uncomfortable silences and alcohol. Just like thanksgiving at home... - Scrubs

**Scotty** · 12.06.06, 01:37 PM

"The thing I hate about an argument is that it always interrupts a discussion."

— G.K. Chesterton

**Ted Van Halen** · 12.06.06, 04:53 PM

Computers allow us to make more mistakes bigger & faster than any other invention in human history with the possible exception of handguns & tequila.
--seen at work

Great men die young & I don't feel too good.
--HS friend

**Thai Boxer 9901** · 12.06.06, 06:14 PM

Originally Posted by Wickett

Spinal Tap is always good for a line or two..

May I start by saying how thrilled we are to have you here. We are such fans of your music and all of your records. I'm not speaking of yours personally, but the whole genre of the rock and roll. -Lt, upon meeting the band before a gig

We've got Armadillos in our trousers. It's really quite frightening. - Nigel Tufnel

It's like, how much more black could this be? and the answer is none. None more black- Nigel

It's such a fine line between stupid, and clever.- David St Hubbins

and some personal faves

God is a concept by which we measure our pain.- John Lennon

Uncomfortable silences and alcohol. Just like thanksgiving at home... - Scrubs

And to add one more:

"These go to eleven"

**LLFHS** · 12.06.06, 07:23 PM

There's some pretty good ones here in this thread.

http://www.vhlinks.com/vbforums/show...hall+of+quotes

**T.RYAN** · 12.07.06, 02:20 AM

What an absolutely gorgeous day.
Warm sun. Beautiful women.
And the air is just right for drinking. --Emilo Estevez & Charlie Sheen

**Greenpaw** · 12.07.06, 09:25 AM

Originally Posted by T.RYAN

What an absolutely gorgeous day.
Warm sun. Beautiful women.
And the air is just right for drinking. --Emilo Estevez & Charlie Sheen

Hell yeah!

**chefcraig** · 12.07.06, 02:26 PM

"There was this slow realization that before you play a song, it might be an idea to learn it first. We never quite got that one down." Larry Mullen Jr., U2

Dilbert:"Lately, the only thing keeping me from being a serial killer is my distaste for manual labor."
Dogbert:"You're preaching to the choir." Scott Adams, 2001

"Serious sport has nothing to do with fair play. It is bound up with hatred, jealousy, boastfulness and disregard of all rules." Shooting an Elephant, George Orwell

**Raldo** · 12.08.06, 05:28 AM

"PC LOAD LETTER? What the f*ck does that mean?" - Office Space

"Don't eat the big, white mint." - Road House

"I'm the unsilent majority, big mouth!" - Paulie in Rocky IV

**Wickett** · 12.08.06, 06:42 AM

Well, we busted out of class, had to get away from those fools.
We learned more from a 3 minute record than we ever learned in school

Bruce Springsteen

**chefcraig** · 12.23.06, 08:17 AM

"In our age, self indulgence and self destruction, rather than self sacrifice, are the foundations for new heroic myths."

"Humanity is a parade of fools, and I am at the front of it, twirling a baton."

Both above quotes from Brother Odd, Dean Koontz

"A riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma."
Winston Churchill, describing Russia in 1939 (Always wondered where that came from)