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12.03.06, 04:34 PM #1Somebody Get Me A Doctor
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Proof Of God, And He Hates White-Trash Crack Heads
Oh man, only in Florida.
Some dude is naked and smoking crack when an 12 foot aligator grabs him. So he calls 911...
http://www.miami.com/mld/miamiherald...y/16133633.htm
What I want to know is, if he was nekkid, where'd the cellphone come from?"Nothing is ever what it seems but everything is exactly what it is." - B. Banzai
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12.03.06, 04:36 PM #2Somebody Get Me A Doctor
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If I were the responding cop I would have lured more gators over.
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12.03.06, 04:38 PM #3Take Your Whiskey Home
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According to the story, the call was from someone nearby who heard screams..
Think that'll get the dude off crack??
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12.03.06, 04:41 PM #4Take Your Whiskey Home
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Originally Posted by perticelli
Maybe him, but not the gator.-TVH-
There seems to be some perverse human characteristic that likes to make easy things difficult. -Warren Buffett
If there must be trouble, let it be in my day, that my child may have peace. -Thomas Paine
What is government itself but the greatest of all reflections on human nature? - James Madison
Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him better take a closer look at the American Indian. - Henry Ford
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12.03.06, 04:44 PM #5Everybody Wants Some!!
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I dunno about proof of God as much as it may be proof of natural fucking selection.
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12.03.06, 04:45 PM #6The Full Bug
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brilliant
I used to wonder why he was grinning all the time(Michael Ian Black talkin about EVH on VH1 I love the 80's) but then i realized the reason he's grinning is because he's Eddie F*#king Van Halen
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12.03.06, 04:56 PM #7Hot For Teacher
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poor gator... they need to start an intervention pronto.You know what they say..... one "taste" and your hooked.
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12.04.06, 12:23 AM #8Hang 'Em High
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That poor gator. Hope he doesn't get addicted to white trash now.
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12.04.06, 07:33 AM #9Hang 'Em High
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Yeah, the gator will probably have to go through drug rehab now.
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12.04.06, 03:12 PM #10Big Bad Bill
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He He He............ Stupid
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12.05.06, 10:05 PM #11The Full Bug
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Funny as hell!!! 
ALEX IS GOD!!!
I've been doin' this for 'bout 20 years now, and I'll tell ya, to this day I still don't know the right drumstick from the left drumstick -Alex Van Halen
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12.06.06, 10:54 AM #12Eruption
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they should charge the crackhead for threatening the health of a protected species.
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