December 5 is Day of the Ninja, You Have Been Warned.

[Axxman300]

http://dayoftheninja.com/index2.html

That's right, time to brush up on your throwing stars and hanging invisible from the ceiling waiting to kill your co-worker.

Practice intense stillness. Train for swift death.

[SactoFan]

Everybody was kung-fu fighting...

[vhrocker]

That day I'm just gonna walk the earth, like Cain from "Kung Fu".

[chefcraig]

"December 5 - Annual Day of the Ninja
It's time for the Annual Day of the Ninja. Forget 'Talk Like a Pirate' Day. This will truly be our chance to show the world what ninja are made of.

As last year (and every year from now on), December 5th is the Day of the Ninja. Plague your co-workers with ninja-ness and wear a ninja mask to work! Got the day off? Run wild in the streets, or dress like a ninja at the mall! Just show the world that YOU ARE NINJA!

I also want you to help me take over the Internet on that day. LiveJournal posts about ninja. Ninja links on all your websites. Photos of yourself wearing ninja outfits. Whatever. Go Ninja crazy."


Since when, throughout history, have "ninjas" used the fucking internet? And doesn't "running wild in the streets" and visiting the mall kind of screw up that whole "stealthy" thing?

[hatchetforce]

Since when, throughout history, have "ninjas" used the fucking internet? And doesn't "running wild in the streets" and visiting the mall kind of screw up that whole "stealthy" thing?

The UC Berkeley Ninja Project

Development of a Proactive Infrastructure for integration of computing devices ranging from clusters of workstations to cellular phones and PDAs.

In the post-PC era, heterogeneous devices with significantly different input and output capabilities now populate our computing environments. To effectively communicate between and utilize such devices, we need support for mediating between those different capabilities. Given this support, we propose delegating tasks between devices for rendering information. In order to achieve this, support is also required for gathering, distributing, and receiving information about the environment. First, we propose a sample application, a discoverable media mail service, and describe the scenario in which it can take advantage of such support. We then detail our implementation of the architecture that addresses the needs outlined above, built on the Ninja services platform, and discuss the issues that we encountered in the process.

[ZeoBandit]

Everybody was kung-fu fighting...

They all have fists like lightning!

[Ted Van Halen]

They all have fists like lightning!

...they all had expert timing....Yyyaaa!

My 4 yr old son LOVES that song ever since hearing it on Funky Hits of the 70's. 'Coulda been worse I suppose, he sould have latched onto "In the Navy".


Ted

[WinterlessIceness]

It still gives me a kick when people relate Ninjas to Kung-Fu. *yawns HARD*

[hatchetforce]

It still gives me a kick when people relate Ninjas to Kung-Fu. *yawns HARD*

[Axxman300]

It still gives me a kick when people relate Ninjas to Kung-Fu. *yawns HARD*

Bide your time, then strike from the shadows.

[WinterlessIceness]

No but what I mean is, Ninjas come from Japan while Kung-Fu is strictly Chinese form of Martial Arts. Which totally blows when confronted with Kyokushin Karate. Although Ninjas have nothing to do with it either anyway

[jeff spicoli]

[SactoFan]

It still gives me a kick when people relate Ninjas to Kung-Fu. *yawns HARD*

It still gives me a kick when kids are so smart they can't see beyond their dyed black bangs and realize when a joke is being told...*yawns HARD*

[Red]

Everybody likes Cliff Claven, but nobody likes to listen to Cliff Claven.

And yet, Clifford was ninja-qualified through the postal service.

I'm confused now.

[Viking]

Hong Kong Phooey, We love youey, ooh, ooh, ooey!



Chris Farley couldn't have snuck up on Helen Keller during an Eddie Van Halen solo.