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    How They Make Cocaine

    http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/...e_Cocaine.html

    I always knew there was a good reason not to do Cocaine, and this video displays it quite well.

    The profit margins on Cocaine must be phenomenal.
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    That would have been a good video to Clapton's song.
    And God heard the voice of the lad. Then the angel of God called to Hagar out of heaven, and said to her, “What ails you, Hagar? Genesis 21:17

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    Just think, there's prbly people who will ingest that but wouldn't eat off a buffet

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    How disgusting! Did you see how they were stepping all over it?? That is very unsanitary!
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    Don't step on it....they'll be back.....

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    that's the most unnatural piece of nose sniffing bullshit I have ever witnessed. que asco!

    oh! white powder. that looks good.

    fuckin dildo head.
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    notice what is stated at the end.
    if they use it they die.
    If eddie were down and out on a sidewalk playing guitar I'd be next to him with a bottle and a blanky braving the cold. I would be sucking my thumb happily making chupa chupa noises in sync with the petroglyphic sounds that came from the mighty finger tips of Edward Van Halen.

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    Makes sense that they would need some sort of a solvent to get the alkaloids seperate from the leaves. Gasoline doesn't sound like something you would want to put up your nose, but it's probably less toxic than some other chemical solvents. And the acetone that they mentioned using later in the process would wash the rest of the petroleum off the cocaine alkaloids, leaving just the pure white powder.

    Now comes the REAL question though.... If this is how the drug dealers get cocaine out of the leaves so they can sell the powder, How does Coca- Cola get cocaine out of the leaves so they can use the leaves in their recipie??
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    Its no wonder why most of the rocker chicks from my generation look like wrinkled, used up old whores. Thank God I never liked the shit. Gross.

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    I kept waiting for there to be a point in the process where someone pissed on it...
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    Christ, they are way more thorough and clean than your average fast food joint.

    If people ever saw a slaughterhouse they probably would never eat meat again.

    Does anyone know how that coke smelled when finished?

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    Quote Originally Posted by voivod View Post
    http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/...e_Cocaine.html


    The profit margins on Cocaine must be phenomenal.
    Cabo Cocaina- the new Hagar venture.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kevy5150 View Post
    How disgusting! Did you see how they were stepping all over it?? That is very unsanitary!
    Yup. Yet it is equally frightening to see how sausage is made.

    I don't care, as I enjoy both!

    Even moreso when it's free.
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