Jessica Simpson sex tape?

**Bob_R** · 11.28.06, 05:41 AM

Now this would be great if it turns out to be true!

http://www.news.com.au/entertainment...-36557,00.html

Jess 'frets' over sex tape

November 28, 2006 08:05am

JESSICA Simpson has been left reeling by rumours a sex tape starring her is about to be leaked onto the internet.

The alleged X-rated home movie is said to show the Dukes of Hazzard actress and her ex-husband Nick Lachey engaged in a number of sex acts.

A source told Britain's Daily Sport newspaper: "Jessica is horrified her name and sex tape are being mentioned in the same sentence. She's always been a girl of high morals and principles."

According to reports the tape does exist and has fallen into the hands of the individuals responsible for leaking the Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee sex video.

It has been claimed that they are threatening to leak the tape if Jessica does not pay an undisclosed sum of money to keep it out of the public domain.

The 25-year-old star has always prided herself on making men wait for sex.

She once said: "I play hard to get. If you turn sex down for a couple of days it makes it better."

Jessica's ex-husband Nick is now dating MTV presenter Vanessa Minnillo, while she has been seen dining with on/off lover John Mayer again.

**ZeoBandit** · 11.28.06, 05:52 AM

"It has been claimed that they are threatening to leak the tape if Jessica does not pay an undisclosed sum of money to keep it out of the public domain."

This sounds like nothing but extortion, which is illegal.

**KRAMER5150** · 11.28.06, 05:56 AM

oh please be true

**godisEd** · 11.28.06, 06:54 AM

This is definitely extortion and that leads me to believe that this is bullshit. I doubt that they would publicly try to extort one of the biggest stars in the world. As far as the tape goes, too bad its not real, I'd REALLY like to see it.

**Hulk5150** · 11.28.06, 07:04 AM

Originally Posted by EVH FANATIC

The 25-year-old star has always prided herself on making men wait for sex.

She once said: "I play hard to get. If you turn sex down for a couple of days it makes it better."

Jessica's ex-husband Nick is now dating MTV presenter Vanessa Minnillo, who never makes men wait for sex, and can often be seen on her back, with her legs in the air, sweating more than Michael Richards at the Apollo Theater.

Did I read that right?

**tommywho5150** · 11.28.06, 07:07 AM

the fact that this story has been reported by the daily sport leads me to believe that this is a complete lie, ask any person who lives in britain and they'll tell you. they even ran a story about a london buss being found on the moon and claimed to have photographs of heaven

nuff said

**Scotty** · 11.28.06, 08:11 AM

Originally Posted by Hulk5150

Did I read that right?

LMAO!

**fast98dodge** · 11.28.06, 09:40 AM

Originally Posted by EVH FANATIC

She once said: "I play hard to get. If you turn sex down for a couple of days it makes it better."

I had to laugh my ass off at that quote... A couple of days??? It must be hard to control oneself for that long... Gosh, she must turn into a rabid sex animal after a "few days of waiting"...

Okay, now that I'm done with sarcasm...

What do you think, guys??? I bet she isn't even good in bed... She probably just lays there and takes it... Probably a lame fuck... We need odds on this... Yeah, it would be cool to see her nekkid, but I bet her fuck scenes will leave the masses disappointed...

**jrk5150** · 11.28.06, 09:43 AM

I think there was a reason Nick was married to her, and pretty busted up when it ended. And it ain't her brains...

**Kevy5150** · 11.28.06, 09:44 AM

This video might as well be the best career choice she's ever made.

I say show the damn tape!

**Ryder5150** · 11.28.06, 11:10 AM

Originally Posted by fast98dodge

I had to laugh my ass off at that quote... A couple of days??? It must be hard to control oneself for that long... Gosh, she must turn into a rabid sex animal after a "few days of waiting"...

Okay, now that I'm done with sarcasm...

What do you think, guys??? I bet she isn't even good in bed... She probably just lays there and takes it... Probably a lame fuck... We need odds on this... Yeah, it would be cool to see her nekkid, but I bet her fuck scenes will leave the masses disappointed...

She would be the worst lay ever. I bet she would wine and bitch all the way through. Girls like her need to be punched in the back of the head to really get things in motion.

**jetguy5150** · 11.28.06, 11:56 AM

Originally Posted by fast98dodge

What do you think, guys??? I bet she isn't even good in bed... She probably just lays there and takes it...

Sounds just about perfect to me!!!

**Red** · 11.28.06, 01:51 PM

I like her new Direct TV commercial.

"I don't know what that means, but I want it."

Well, all right then.

**voivod** · 11.28.06, 02:19 PM

**csm5150** · 11.28.06, 05:04 PM

Originally Posted by fast98dodge

What do you think, guys??? I bet she isn't even good in bed... She probably just lays there and takes it... Probably a lame fuck... We need odds on this... Yeah, it would be cool to see her nekkid, but I bet her fuck scenes will leave the masses disappointed...

She's probably one of those girls who actually fell for the line, "We can lay her naked and nothing will happen, I promise" or "Of course, honey, I'll pull out/not cum in your mouth/etc". The only difference w/her is she believes it every single time it is said to her.