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11.22.06, 08:18 AM #1The Full Bug
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Suggested Titles for O.J.'s Next 16 Books
From cracked.com:
With his decision to publish a hypothetical account of his ex-wife's murder entitled If I Did It, O.J. Simpson has become the real life embodiment of the narrator from “The Tell-Tale Heart” (if the narrator from "The Tell-Tale Heart" had starred in the Naked Gun trilogy). Because we know it's hard work to be that self-incriminating, we've gone ahead and given O.J. titles for his next 16 books about hypothetically committing murder.
I Didn't Not Not Kill Nobody
If There Was Hidden Evidence The Cops Didn't Find, Here’s Where It Would Be
Okay, It Was Me. Just Kidding!
Gentle Backrubs and 101 Other Activities You Can Do With Your Ex-Wife Besides Brutally Killing Her
I Did It (It = Not Commit Murder)
Arrest Me, I'm Guilty... Of Nothing
The Day I Scored Four Touchdowns in One Game and Didn't Kill My Ex-Wife
I'm Only a Murderer On Opposite Day
I Killed My Ex-Wife and Her Friend In A Jealous Rage…Not!
If I Murdered Two People And Wrote A Book About It, This Would Be It
Why I Did What I Didn't Do
'I Wish I Could Go Back In Time And Not Commit Murder.' That's What I'd Be Saying If I Did It.
I Ruined My Life When I Didn't Kill Anyone That Day
The Football Player Who Killed His Ex-Wife - A Fictional Novel by O.J. Simpson
There Was Blood Everywhere: My Life as an EMT Trainee
I Murdered 'Em (Doing Stand-Up. [Not that Thing About My Ex-Wife.])Last edited by Otis5150; 11.22.06 at 08:21 AM.
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11.22.06, 08:28 AM #2Hang 'Em High
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There's always:
"O.J. Simpson: Golfcourse Detective"
I actually thought of a few others, yet quite frankly they were tasteless. And to tell the truth, I really do not feel all that comfortable with this whole idea for a thread.
Sorry, Otis. That's just me.
"The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man."George Bernard Shaw
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11.22.06, 08:35 AM #3Take Your Whiskey Home
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"Cutter & Slasher: My Life as a Running Back" by O.J. Simpson
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11.22.06, 08:41 AM #4Take Your Whiskey Home
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Speaking of OJ, Thanksgiving is his favorite holiday.
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11.22.06, 08:48 AM #5Hang 'Em High
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Sadly, he's not being bent over and "stuffed" behind bars.
Originally Posted by EVH FANATIC
"The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man."George Bernard Shaw
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11.22.06, 08:55 AM #6The Full Bug
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Originally Posted by chefcraig
Sadly, he's not being bent over and "stuffed" behind bars.
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11.22.06, 11:44 AM #7The Full Bug
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"How to Make a Pez Dispenser" An instructional novel by Orenthal James Simpson.
No president puts joy in my life, but Van Halen puts joy in my ears.
Never pet a burning dog.
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11.22.06, 11:47 AM #8Pope Of Greenwich Village
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I Did It (It = Not Commit Murder)
LOL that's priceless."It's always a Catch-22 situation. They hate you if you're the same, and they hate you if you're different."
~Eddie Van Halen~
"The perfect woman has an IQ of 150, wants to make love until 4 in the morning, and then turns into a pizza."
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11.22.06, 12:03 PM #9Hang 'Em High
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I like this one myself:
Why I Did What I Didn't Do"What we are dealing with here, is a complete lack of respect for the law" - Jackie Gleason, Smokey and the Bandit
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11.22.06, 01:51 PM #10Take Your Whiskey Home
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oh damn! thats brutal. Originally Posted by T.RYAN
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The Marines I have seen around the world have the cleanest bodies, the filthiest minds, the highest morale, and the lowest morals of any group of animals I have ever seen. Thank God for the United States Marine Corps!
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DIRTY SANCHEZ- It's not just for breakfast anymore!
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History tells us that oppressive nations build walls to keep people IN, not out.
(See "Berlin Wall" and "Likud Israel" for examples) ” FORD- when i told him i'd build a wall between the US and Mexico.
then ill build it from the mexican side. -my reply.
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11.22.06, 04:05 PM #11Niners Fan!
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Sweet! Originally Posted by Otis5150
Can't stop...addicted to the shindig...
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11.22.06, 04:52 PM #12The Full Bug
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This thread is fuckin' funny as hell.
ALEX IS GOD!!!
I've been doin' this for 'bout 20 years now, and I'll tell ya, to this day I still don't know the right drumstick from the left drumstick -Alex Van Halen
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11.22.06, 07:44 PM #13Somebody Get Me A Doctor
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Slice of Life - Golf Metaphores
You Can't Run, You Can't Hide, Unless You Have a Great Lawyer
Mounties Always Get Their Man, I Ain't Going To Fuckin Canada
Happy Mother's Day For The Single Dad
Free & Clear - OJ's Tips for Cutting Alimony
Punt On First Down - The LAPD Story
Yeah, I did it. Blow Me. Double Jeapardy's A Bitch!"Nothing is ever what it seems but everything is exactly what it is." - B. Banzai
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11.22.06, 08:44 PM #14Take Your Whiskey Home
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And one from the gloved one...
Naked Pictures of Little Boys I Didn't Rape, by Michael Jackson
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