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    David Blaine Hangs From A Crane...

    When I went to yahoo.com this morning, an ad for Target stores hit me (unexpected and unwantedly) in the face. Apparently as some sort of promotion for a "countdown to absurdity" sale for the retailer, the nitwit "illusionist" David Blaine will be suspended from a crane.

    Sadly, he will not be strung up by his testicles.

    If one feels the need for further self abuse, go to www.Target.com in order to actually watch this tripe.
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    Will he at least have a fork up his ass?
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    Too bad he's not hanging from a noose....
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    Can we have a vote on this one, im not sure how to respond in case this ass kills himself. The last time some jackass died after constantly risking his own life for TV everyone made him out to be a great guy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by willy4pres View Post
    Can we have a vote on this one, im not sure how to respond in case this ass kills himself. The last time some jackass died after constantly risking his own life for TV everyone made him out to be a great guy.
    Do you mean vote on how he should die, or if he's a prick or not?
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    Quote Originally Posted by chefcraig View Post
    Do you mean vote on how he should die, or if he's a prick or not?
    Die? Painfully and embarassingly.

    Prick? Yes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by chefcraig View Post
    Do you mean vote on how he should die, or if he's a prick or not?
    I don't know...he is a prick, and I don't really care how he dies...I guess I just want to know if I can be happy when he does die and post it on this site.

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    Quote Originally Posted by willy4pres View Post
    I don't know...he is a prick, and I don't really care how he dies...I guess I just want to know if I can be happy when he does die and post it on this site.
    Hell yes you can be happy. Magicians are annoying douchebags, just like mimes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Otis5150 View Post
    Hell yes you can be happy. Magicians are annoying douchebags, just like mimes.
    Courtesy of "the Simpsons": "Next on Fox, 'When Animals Attack Magicians'!"

    I'll skip the obvious "mime is a terrible thing..." joke.
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    Quote Originally Posted by chefcraig View Post
    Courtesy of "the Simpsons": "Next on Fox, 'When Animals Attack Magicians'!"

    I'll skip the obvious "mime is a terrible thing..." joke.
    I would TiVo that. Let's not forget,"mime is money" - Billy Crystal (when he was funny) in Spinal Tap
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    Quote Originally Posted by perticelli View Post
    I like Blaine. his sleight of hand is awesome.
    Actually there's no way of telling, pert. It's on tv, and could be faked as much as his "levitating".
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    I don't know too much about this guy but I do remember he did a stunt in London, on the Thames. I think he was locked in a box suspended above the river for however many days without food and water.

    Apparently people were teeing off golf balls at the cage he was hanging in (from Tower Bridge....quite a distance) and whilst I do not condone that kind of behaviour, his obvious arrogance was almost unbearable and it was evident that the British public had absolutely no time for this kind of idiot.

    Why on earth he doesn't use his obvious talent and ability to entertain instead of brag is beyond me. As far as I know, Houdini was popular partly because of his humilty.

    I don't want this guy to die.

    I would however, like people to change the channel until he changes his act just a little bit.
    A man could lose himself in a country like this.

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