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    Telemarketers beware...

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    Now that is some funny shit. Thanks racefan8 for the laugh.
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    "Now we know, that Tom was a flaming homosexual..."
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    Tom Mabe's got some good ones, but that's one of my favourites. I also like the time he stayed in the same hotel as a telemarketer convention, and would find out their various rooms and start ringing them up at 3-4 in the morning!
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    I utterly despise the very ground under which those greasy sob's burrow. One called me Saturday to ask for money to which I replied "I don't give anybody money over the phone, but if you want to send me something in the mail I'll take a look." Peckerhead say "Okay but I need to get your address first." I tell him to get it from the same place he got my phone number & I hung up. Can you believe that idot called back & said we must have been disconnected accidentally? I told him I was serious about him finding my address himself & don't ever call my house again & hung up.
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    That was good racefan!

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    Quote Originally Posted by billy007 View Post
    Tom Mabe's got some good ones, but that's one of my favourites. I also like the time he stayed in the same hotel as a telemarketer convention, and would find out their various rooms and start ringing them up at 3-4 in the morning!
    Genius.....pure genius!

 

 

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