Michael Anthony is the only sane member of Van Halen

**Darby** · 11.06.06, 12:09 AM

Who here believes Mike is the only sane member left (past or present)? I do. I heard that Stern interview, Eddie's blown out - big time. Completely irrational. Dave's never really been all there, the dude left the most successful Rock and Roll band to become a movie star - delusional moron. Alex is Eddie's pawn - total spineless chooch. Sammy loves the fans but he loves money just a little more. Gary Cherone is the biggest moron of them all. He actually threw himself into the Van Halen circus and thought he'd succeed - crazyass bonehead. Mike is the only sane member. He is all about the music, always has been. He's taken a huge paycut to perform for the fans. He's the man.

**Hurricane Halen** · 11.06.06, 12:14 AM

I concur!

How many more new threads are gonna be started on Mikey in the next week???

HH <--Brett, when you gonna rename this MA Links!----

Sorta like the sound of that. It rolls from the tounge. **aaacchhooo**

**willy4pres** · 11.06.06, 12:29 AM

Mike once gave me 300 dollars to invent a new letter of the Alphabet. I drew the number 5 on a discarded piece of paper and handed it to him, he just smiled and walked away. I ask you, HOW SANE IS THAT?!?!

**MAX** · 11.06.06, 01:00 AM

Originally Posted by Darby

Who here believes Mike is the only sane member left (past or present)? I do. I heard that Stern interview, Eddie's blown out - big time. Completely irrational. Dave's never really been all there, the dude left the most successful Rock and Roll band to become a movie star - delusional moron. Alex is Eddie's pawn - total spineless chooch. Sammy loves the fans but he loves money just a little more. Gary Cherone is the biggest moron of them all. He actually threw himself into the Van Halen circus and thought he'd succeed - crazyass bonehead. Mike is the only sane member. He is all about the music, always has been. He's taken a huge paycut to perform for the fans. He's the man.

Goodness!!!

LMAO @ You calling everyone "delusional morons!!!"

Well, from the looks of it Michael Anthony is NOT a member of Van Halen anymore.

Jeezus... Your post rips on EVERYONE except Michael Anthony. Maybe you should petition him to start his own band? Oh wait, he already has one with Hagar (whom you also slammed) that does NOTHING but cover Van Hagar snoozers.

Grow up.

**Little Dreamer** · 11.06.06, 01:22 AM

Dude, Michael Anthony is and always will be the bass player of Van Halen. He might not be involved with the upcoming masquerade, the parody of a group being put together, but as far as the Mighty Van Halen, there's only one guy on bass and his name is Michael "Cannonmouth" Anthony.

**Pumpkinhead** · 11.06.06, 01:54 AM

Originally Posted by Darby

Who here believes Mike is the only sane member left (past or present)? I do. I heard that Stern interview, Eddie's blown out - big time. Completely irrational. Dave's never really been all there, the dude left the most successful Rock and Roll band to become a movie star - delusional moron. Alex is Eddie's pawn - total spineless chooch. Sammy loves the fans but he loves money just a little more. Gary Cherone is the biggest moron of them all. He actually threw himself into the Van Halen circus and thought he'd succeed - crazyass bonehead. Mike is the only sane member. He is all about the music, always has been. He's taken a huge paycut to perform for the fans. He's the man.

I kinda agree, Except about Alex being spineless.... Sometimes there's only so much a brother can do! I know, I have 2 myself. I'm pretty sure that Alex has tried a number of times to help his baby brother get his head out of his ass, & the wine bottle out of his hand! You can lead Edward out of the bar, but you can't take away his drink!