Al's kids?

**beachboydw** · 11.05.06, 09:56 AM

Hey does anyone know anything about Al's kids? I'm wondering if they are super talented like Wolfie (supposedly) is? If they are, I wonder if they're upset at not being included in the band.

**Duck** · 11.05.06, 10:01 AM

Originally Posted by beachboydw

Hey does anyone know anything about Al's kids? I'm wondering if they are super talented like Wolfie (supposedly) is? If they are, I wonder if they're upset at not being included in the band.

Why not add em?

Then we can use this guy as the band manager..

**VAREB** · 11.05.06, 10:03 AM

Originally Posted by beachboydw

Hey does anyone know anything about Al's kids? I'm wondering if they are super talented like Wolfie (supposedly) is? If they are, I wonder if they're upset at not being included in the band.

This is a good point. Ed, Al, Wolfie, Al's kids. All they'll need is Ray Daniels back and it'll be VH meets the Partridge Family.

**VAREB** · 11.05.06, 10:04 AM

Originally Posted by Duck

Why not add em?

Then we can use this guy as the band manager..

We were thinking the same thing at the same time.

**BlzBob** · 11.05.06, 10:09 AM

Originally Posted by VH_VAREB

This is a good point. Ed, Al, Wolfie, Al's kids. All they'll need is Ray Daniels back and it'll be VH meets the Partridge Family.

I can see it now... the Van Halen Family driving around in a striped and having wacky adventures with porn stars... it could be a sitcom-slash-reality show. And if Wolfie pisses off Eddie, he can be replaced by Danny Bonaduce.

**VAREB** · 11.05.06, 10:15 AM

Originally Posted by BlzBob

I can see it now... the Van Halen Family driving around in a striped and having wacky adventures with porn stars... it could be a sitcom-slash-reality show. And if Wolfie pisses off Eddie, he can be replaced by Danny Bonaduce.

Ed and Bonaduce?

Wonder which one would implode first?

**Number 47** · 11.05.06, 10:24 AM

Originally Posted by BlzBob

I can see it now... the Van Halen Family driving around in a striped bus and having wacky adventures with porn stars

Photoshop anybody?, just the bus alone would be hilarious.

**TommyGun** · 11.06.06, 09:09 AM

Oh man, I can see it now ...

Instead of the Jackson 5 we get the Van Halen 5. Then after a successful World Tour, one of them decides to break out on their own.

After a couple successful albums on their own they begin to succomb to the pressures of the music industry and try to alter their physical appearance to keep up.

This alteration goes bad and their skin color must become permanently darkened to the likeness of an african american to cover up the mistakes.

This is all while they've managed to write a catchy tune called "Mean Street It" and Michael Jackson is singing the lead solo.

AHHH! The HORROR!

**MF5150** · 11.06.06, 09:45 AM

Originally Posted by beachboydw

Hey does anyone know anything about Al's kids? I'm wondering if they are super talented like Wolfie (supposedly) is? If they are, I wonder if they're upset at not being included in the band.

I'll tell you why we don't know anything about Al's kids. BECAUSE AL HASN'T OPENED HIS BIG MOUTH ABOUT THEM LIKE ANOTHER MEMBER OF THE BAND. It might be because that they are not as musically gifted, but we knew about Wolfie way before we knew he was a good guitar player.

**GRCITY** · 08.09.07, 11:50 AM

I heard his kid is providing backing vocals on the tour. Since he is a long distance runner he will be running a fresh bottle of jack to Dave as well.

**MonkeySpunk** · 08.09.07, 12:09 PM

Originally Posted by GRCITY

I heard his kid is providing backing vocals on the tour. Since he is a long distance runner he will be running a fresh bottle of jack to Dave as well.

This shit is funny. Damn why can't we just have a normal rock band to idolize?!