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    Since the in thing lately seems to be to bash Dave, I thought I'd give people an inside track on how to do it best.

    When bashing Dave don't forget to add:

    1) He's bald. Any hair you see on his head is either fake or combed over. You also could add that his hair is now made of straw.

    2) Eddie won't work with him because he's completely crazy. You don't need any proof of this as his latest DVD is proof enough.

    3) Dave is gay. Just ask anyone that was on his tour bus or whatever. Gay guys like Dave often screw lots of chicks just to prove they're not gay.

    4) Dave's band is nothing more than a tribute band. He plays all those old VH songs that he helped write; but because Eddie, Alex, and Mike aren't there now that makes his band a tribute band.

    And lets not forget magical #5. The reason any Eddie fan can pull out regularly...

    5) Dave is washed up and can't handle a reunion. If I were Eddie I wouldn't waste my time on poor washed up Dave.

    If you guys can think of any others, please add them to the list! [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img]

    [ May 13, 2002 at 11:06 PM: Message edited by: dj88 ]</p>

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    6. His new "videos" suck real bad!!!
    Can't stop...addicted to the shindig...

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    7. hes into midgets

    8. and trampolines....

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    You do relize there needs to be a bash Sammy thread now.
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    And thats about what its worth.

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    It's not that he's bald dude, it's that he tries to hide it. Comb overs are for insurance salesman, TV Preachers, and dirty old men. Give it up and let it show. There are a shitload of bald guys out there that aren't hiding it.

    You guys are the ones that are dying to see a reunion, but you don't say shit about all the crap he spouts everytime the media sticks a mic in his face. They need to get in a room and scream at each other until it's all better in private.

    Just by the crap you posted in this thread means you know the shortcomings as they are now. But it's not something that is un-fixable.

    I want to see the four members of Van Halen on a big ass stage with the lighting rig that swings down with a big bright VH. I want to hear the original Van Halen songs done right without a load of bullshit, IE:Midgets and chicks that are paid to be there. It's never going to be 1985 again. But that doesn't mean that some guys that are a little long in the tooth can't come out and show these youngsters how the shit needs to be done! If that makes me out to be a Dave basher or a sheep, then I can live with that!
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    10. hes old , fat , gormless , hairy , stupid , hopeless and crap..

    sorry , thats sammy ... [img]tongue.gif[/img]

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    69. dj 88 likes him , thats the only negative thing i can think of when daves in my mind...

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    ...and he's not in Van Halen.

    Of course, not many people are in that band.
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    Originally posted by Raldo:
    ...and he's not in Van Halen.

    Of course, not many people are in that band.
    Such as Mike.
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    Originally posted by edwardocatflappo:
    7. hes into midgets

    8. and trampolines....
    This is a plus, not a negative.
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    Originally posted by ETRIGAN:
    [QBComb overs are for insurance salesman, TV Preachers, and dirty old men. [/QB]
    Well, the dirty old man description kinda fits. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

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    Originally posted by OLO:
    You do relize there needs to be a bash Sammy thread now.
    LOL! Thanks for the good chuckle I got this morning OLO.

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    bollox - lets start a Bash Gary thread- easy meat !

    1. queer
    2. crap
    3. balding
    4. shit
    5. useless
    6. ruined vh's track record ( quite literraly )
    7. poofty
    8. cant sing
    9...

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    9. Plays with his own ass on stage.

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