
Results 1 to 15 of 18
Thread: Dave bashing 101
-
05.13.02, 10:32 PM #1
- Join Date
- 12.11.01
- Location
- Milwaukee, WI
- Posts
- 973
- Posts Per Day
- 0.12
- Favorite VH Album
Fair Warning - Favorite VH Song
Meanstreet - Last Online
05.18.12 @ 09:24 AM - Likes (Given)
- 0
- Likes (Received)
- 0
- Thanks (Given)
- 0
- Thanks (Received)
- 0
Since the in thing lately seems to be to bash Dave, I thought I'd give people an inside track on how to do it best.
When bashing Dave don't forget to add:
1) He's bald. Any hair you see on his head is either fake or combed over. You also could add that his hair is now made of straw.
2) Eddie won't work with him because he's completely crazy. You don't need any proof of this as his latest DVD is proof enough.
3) Dave is gay. Just ask anyone that was on his tour bus or whatever. Gay guys like Dave often screw lots of chicks just to prove they're not gay.
4) Dave's band is nothing more than a tribute band. He plays all those old VH songs that he helped write; but because Eddie, Alex, and Mike aren't there now that makes his band a tribute band.
And lets not forget magical #5. The reason any Eddie fan can pull out regularly...
5) Dave is washed up and can't handle a reunion. If I were Eddie I wouldn't waste my time on poor washed up Dave.
If you guys can think of any others, please add them to the list! [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img]
[ May 13, 2002 at 11:06 PM: Message edited by: dj88 ]</p>
-
05.13.02, 10:37 PM #2
- Join Date
- 01.07.00
- Age
- 53
- Location
- The Tiki Bar...
- Posts
- 9,524
- Posts Per Day
- 1.10
- Favorite VH Album
Van Halen 2 - Favorite VH Song
Dance the Night Away - Last Online
@ - Likes (Given)
- 0
- Likes (Received)
- 13
- Thanks (Given)
- 1
- Thanks (Received)
- 0
6. His new "videos" suck real bad!!!
Can't stop...addicted to the shindig...
-
05.13.02, 10:49 PM #3
- Join Date
- 03.26.02
- Location
- UK
- Posts
- 816
- Posts Per Day
- 0.10
- Favorite VH Album
vh1 , fw , 1984 & fuck - Favorite VH Song
girl gone bad - Last Online
12.31.69 @ 04:00 PM - Likes (Given)
- 0
- Likes (Received)
- 2
- Thanks (Given)
- 0
- Thanks (Received)
- 0
7. hes into midgets
8. and trampolines....
-
05.13.02, 11:39 PM #4
- Join Date
- 12.13.99
- Age
- 55
- Location
- Enumclaw, WA
- Posts
- 18,130
- Posts Per Day
- 2.09
- Favorite VH Album
Fair Warning - Favorite VH Song
Unchained - Last Online
08.10.23 @ 06:47 PM - Likes (Given)
- 5
- Likes (Received)
- 0
- Thanks (Given)
- 266
- Thanks (Received)
- 170
You do relize there needs to be a bash Sammy thread now.
((Just My Two Cents))
And thats about what its worth.
-
05.13.02, 11:57 PM #5
- Join Date
- 11.12.99
- Location
- O.C. Calif
- Posts
- 1,055
- Posts Per Day
- 0.12
- Favorite VH Album
Van Halen/Van Halen - Favorite VH Song
Romeo Delight - Last Online
05.01.20 @ 09:43 AM - Likes (Given)
- 0
- Likes (Received)
- 0
- Thanks (Given)
- 0
- Thanks (Received)
- 1
Achievements:
It's not that he's bald dude, it's that he tries to hide it. Comb overs are for insurance salesman, TV Preachers, and dirty old men. Give it up and let it show. There are a shitload of bald guys out there that aren't hiding it.
You guys are the ones that are dying to see a reunion, but you don't say shit about all the crap he spouts everytime the media sticks a mic in his face. They need to get in a room and scream at each other until it's all better in private.
Just by the crap you posted in this thread means you know the shortcomings as they are now. But it's not something that is un-fixable.
I want to see the four members of Van Halen on a big ass stage with the lighting rig that swings down with a big bright VH. I want to hear the original Van Halen songs done right without a load of bullshit, IE:Midgets and chicks that are paid to be there. It's never going to be 1985 again. But that doesn't mean that some guys that are a little long in the tooth can't come out and show these youngsters how the shit needs to be done! If that makes me out to be a Dave basher or a sheep, then I can live with that!"Why behave in public if you're living on a playground?"
-
05.14.02, 01:14 AM #6
- Join Date
- 12.25.99
- Age
- 51
- Location
- Pasadena, CA, USA
- Posts
- 15,308
- Posts Per Day
- 1.77
- Favorite VH Album
Fair Warning - Favorite VH Song
Hear About It Later - Last Online
Today @ 06:18 PM - Likes (Given)
- 2676
- Likes (Received)
- 2709
- Thanks (Given)
- 2792
- Thanks (Received)
- 2297
9. A very questionnable choice of wardrobe...
Little Dreamer
-
05.14.02, 01:21 AM #7
- Join Date
- 03.26.02
- Location
- UK
- Posts
- 816
- Posts Per Day
- 0.10
- Favorite VH Album
vh1 , fw , 1984 & fuck - Favorite VH Song
girl gone bad - Last Online
12.31.69 @ 04:00 PM - Likes (Given)
- 0
- Likes (Received)
- 2
- Thanks (Given)
- 0
- Thanks (Received)
- 0
10. hes old , fat , gormless , hairy , stupid , hopeless and crap..
sorry , thats sammy ... [img]tongue.gif[/img]
-
05.14.02, 02:24 AM #8
- Join Date
- 03.26.02
- Location
- UK
- Posts
- 816
- Posts Per Day
- 0.10
- Favorite VH Album
vh1 , fw , 1984 & fuck - Favorite VH Song
girl gone bad - Last Online
12.31.69 @ 04:00 PM - Likes (Given)
- 0
- Likes (Received)
- 2
- Thanks (Given)
- 0
- Thanks (Received)
- 0
69. dj 88 likes him , thats the only negative thing i can think of when daves in my mind...
-
05.14.02, 04:41 AM #9
- Join Date
- 01.11.00
- Location
- Cromwell, CT USA
- Posts
- 23,382
- Posts Per Day
- 2.70
- Favorite VH Song
Ain't Talkin' 'Bout Love - Last Online
Today @ 04:19 PM - Likes (Given)
- 2831
- Likes (Received)
- 2328
- Thanks (Given)
- 3357
- Thanks (Received)
- 2409
...and he's not in Van Halen.
Of course, not many people are in that band.Remember the Heroes - 9/11/01
In 2012, the phoenix has risen!!
"High speed, low drag."
"Look at all the people here tonight!!!" - 10/5/07, 5/20/08 Mohegan Sun
Congratulations to Van Halen as part of the Class of 2007 Rock and Roll Hall of Fame!
Cinco de Cabo @ Foxwoods: "A giant party with live music" - S. Hagar
got tequila?
http://keepitaliveforever.com
-
05.14.02, 05:04 AM #10
- Join Date
- 05.28.00
- Location
- Your Mother's Bedroom
- Posts
- 14,285
- Posts Per Day
- 1.68
- Favorite VH Album
VH II - Favorite VH Song
D.O.A. - Last Online
@ - Likes (Given)
- 0
- Likes (Received)
- 2
- Thanks (Given)
- 0
- Thanks (Received)
- 2
Originally posted by Raldo:
...and he's not in Van Halen.
Of course, not many people are in that band.
"You are the McCarthy of this board. The witch burner." - strungout, on yours truly
"Only Eddymon would claim victory during a FOUR game losing streak." - OLO
"Did I not say, 'I think we should shoot him!' I did. Double rainbow on this end. I require a high five. Out."- track 5, on the delicate art of banning
"If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire..."
-
05.14.02, 06:18 AM #11
- Join Date
- 05.23.00
- Posts
- 2,459
- Posts Per Day
- 0.29
- Last Online
04.28.18 @ 03:59 PM - Likes (Given)
- 0
- Likes (Received)
- 2
- Thanks (Given)
- 2
- Thanks (Received)
- 64
Originally posted by edwardocatflappo:
7. hes into midgets
8. and trampolines...."Gully, watch yourself. I am dead serious." - Brett Norton, Emperor of VHLinks.com
-
05.14.02, 06:25 AM #12
- Join Date
- 01.03.02
- Posts
- 168
- Posts Per Day
- 0.02
- Last Online
12.31.69 @ 04:00 PM - Likes (Given)
- 0
- Likes (Received)
- 0
- Thanks (Given)
- 0
- Thanks (Received)
- 0
Originally posted by ETRIGAN:
[QBComb overs are for insurance salesman, TV Preachers, and dirty old men. [/QB][img]tongue.gif[/img]
-
05.14.02, 06:58 AM #13
- Join Date
- 12.11.01
- Location
- Milwaukee, WI
- Posts
- 973
- Posts Per Day
- 0.12
- Favorite VH Album
Fair Warning - Favorite VH Song
Meanstreet - Last Online
05.18.12 @ 09:24 AM - Likes (Given)
- 0
- Likes (Received)
- 0
- Thanks (Given)
- 0
- Thanks (Received)
- 0
Originally posted by OLO:
You do relize there needs to be a bash Sammy thread now.Thanks for the good chuckle I got this morning OLO.
-
05.14.02, 07:47 AM #14
- Join Date
- 03.26.02
- Location
- UK
- Posts
- 816
- Posts Per Day
- 0.10
- Favorite VH Album
vh1 , fw , 1984 & fuck - Favorite VH Song
girl gone bad - Last Online
12.31.69 @ 04:00 PM - Likes (Given)
- 0
- Likes (Received)
- 2
- Thanks (Given)
- 0
- Thanks (Received)
- 0
bollox - lets start a Bash Gary thread- easy meat !
1. queer
2. crap
3. balding
4. shit
5. useless
6. ruined vh's track record ( quite literraly )
7. poofty
8. cant sing
9...
-
05.14.02, 08:15 AM #15
- Join Date
- 05.23.00
- Posts
- 2,459
- Posts Per Day
- 0.29
- Last Online
04.28.18 @ 03:59 PM - Likes (Given)
- 0
- Likes (Received)
- 2
- Thanks (Given)
- 2
- Thanks (Received)
- 64
9. Plays with his own ass on stage.
10."Gully, watch yourself. I am dead serious." - Brett Norton, Emperor of VHLinks.com
Similar Threads
-
ENOUGH OF THE EDDIE BASHING!
By ZORBA5150 in forum Main VH DiscussionReplies: 3Last Post: 03.20.06, 11:01 AM -
Please don't take as bashing....
By willyum in forum Main VH DiscussionReplies: 21Last Post: 03.22.02, 02:51 PM -
hmmmm plenty of dave bashing it seems...
By DLR'sCock in forum Main VH DiscussionReplies: 9Last Post: 01.10.02, 02:38 PM -
Its amazing, a little news about Sam's possible return sparks Dave bashing @ PD
By Eddymon in forum Main VH DiscussionReplies: 8Last Post: 08.17.01, 07:12 PM -
Dave Bashing at the Church of Cherone
By FORD in forum Main VH DiscussionReplies: 33Last Post: 07.21.00, 04:06 AM
But you’re not a Laker fan.
NBA 2022-23 Season Thread