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10.24.06, 10:57 AM #1
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Turtle Porn!!
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10.24.06, 12:18 PM #2
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omg. I had no idea turtle fuckin was so funny.
That turtle said "ehhh" ...."ehhhh" when he dropped his payload.lmao! looked like an old man getting his rocks off.
That was hilarious, but probably more definable as turtle "rape".sheepa latta peepah dabba looka foh a moopy
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10.24.06, 12:23 PM #3
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LOL! That is friggin' hilarious! They must be married. What else explains why she is trying to flee the scene?
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Originally Posted by turtle dude
Get some turtle dude!!sheepa latta peepah dabba looka foh a moopy
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10.24.06, 02:16 PM #5
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bwahahahaha!
so if he tried to do her analy does he use turtle wax?-----HuBBs5150-----
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10.24.06, 06:46 PM #7
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This is probably the best contribution FORD has ever made to the online community. That little turtle fucker, I'll tell you what, he's got me ROLLIN".
sheepa latta peepah dabba looka foh a moopy
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I'm afraid to ask this question, but FORD how exactly did you find this Turtle Porn?
I'm cool.
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10.25.06, 01:03 AM #10
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no need to slam him for being in the army. while i am curious of how ford found it, i thank him as well, cause thats some funny shit! nothing like hot turtle on turtle action!
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The last 3rd of that was totally hilarious!
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