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    Default Sammy releases new book!

    Here it is , fresh off the presses!!!


    (.)(.)

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    Did you get a discount through your bookclub when you purchased your copy?

    I enjoy Hagar insults and encourage them, I honestly do.

    Yet this one was just plain lame.

    Next time, extend some effort to the practice instead of aiming so low-brow.
    Last edited by chefcraig; 10.24.06 at 08:05 AM.
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    "20 minutes (late to work)? Shit. Last year I woke up three weeks too late.
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    Helllloooo baaaaaby

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    free post
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    Quote Originally Posted by jf9105 View Post
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    I used to wonder why he was grinning all the time(Michael Ian Black talkin about EVH on VH1 I love the 80's) but then i realized the reason he's grinning is because he's Eddie F*#king Van Halen

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    Quote Originally Posted by ArtVandelay View Post
    Here it is , fresh off the presses!!!


    GET A LIFE!
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    the way it should have been link below:
    http://img154.imageshack.us/img154/4...5dd0881lk8.jpg

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    Quote Originally Posted by ArtVandelay View Post
    Here it is , fresh off the presses!!!


    Go back to selling Latex, Mr. Vandelay.
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    I bet you were really excited to make the cover!

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    Which one are you??

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    Quote Originally Posted by Judgement Day View Post
    I bet you were really excited to make the cover!
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    Man, you girls sure are funny! What witty responses you have!



    You Gaydar lovers are all the same...

    Once a ball washer, always a ball washer.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ArtVandelay View Post

    Once a ball washer, always a ball washer.
    And you are posting from "Bigfoot's Nutsack"

    I sense an alarming preoccupation with testicles here.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ArtVandelay View Post
    Man, you girls sure are funny! What witty responses you have!



    You Gaydar lovers are all the same...

    Once a ball washer, always a ball washer.
    Another clone stuck in 1984. I guaran-fucking-tee you this guy has a mullet and drives a camaro. I side with Van Halen...not Hagar or Roth. But I do recognize REALLY BAD attempts at humor when I see them.
    We are all on this forum because of Van Halen. Period.


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    I'd hate to know where you got that book cover from so not gonna go there.

    Maybe if you're not a Sammy person you shouldn't venture into this partic forum (?). Just a thought.
    RIP - Classic Van Halen

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