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    Lightning exits woman's bottom
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    A WOMAN has suffered severe burning to her anus after being struck by lightning which hit her in the mouth and passed right through her body.

    Natasha Timarovic, 27, was cleaning her teeth at home when lightning struck the building.

    She said: "I had just put my mouth under the tap to rinse away the toothpaste when the lightning must have struck the building.

    I don't remember much after that, but I was later told that the lightning had travelled down the water pipe and struck me on the mouth, passing through my body.

    It was incredibly painful, I felt it pass through my torso and then I don't remember much at all." Doctors at the city hospital where she was treated for burns to the mouth and rear said: "The accident is bizarre but not impossible.

    She was wearing rubber bathroom shoes at the time and so instead of earthing through her feet it appears the electricity shot out of her backside," a medic told local television news channel, 24 Sata.

    "It appears to have earthed through the damp shower curtain that she was touching as she bent over to put her mouth under the tap. If she had not been wearing the shoes she would probably have been killed by the blast."
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    A WOMAN has suffered severe burning to her anus after being struck by lightning which hit her in the mouth and passed right through her body.

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    Talk about having a bad day

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    And I thought the "day after" shits from jalepeno's were bad!
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    lighting, the ultimate roofie...
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    Damn..... It must hurt like hell to take a dump for a while after experiencing something like that!
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    Quote Originally Posted by voivod
    lighting, the ultimate roofie...
    Opportunist, eh?

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    Quote Originally Posted by LowLifeFlatHeadScum

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    This reminded me of the South Park episode when Cartman farted fire. Maybe life really does imitate are sometimes...
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    That episode ruled!!! Then he farted out that huge satelite dish.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ZeoHalen
    That episode ruled!!! Then he farted out that huge satelite dish.
    Maybe that's going to happen to this broad too?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Otis5150
    Maybe that's going to happen to this broad too?

    Maybe! But then aliens would realize that cows are more intelligent then humans.
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