Sex-Related Injuries....

**Otis5150** · 10.10.06, 12:15 PM

Okay. So on this thread:

http://www.vhlinks.com/vbforums/show...123#post656123

We revealed and discussed my herniated disc and near-fainting, Seenbad's probable stroke and Scotty's sprained tongue. All of which were or may have been injuries sustained during sex.

If anyone else would care to join in, this is the place to do it.

**Filthy 150** · 10.10.06, 02:43 PM

A few years ago the Missus and I were having a marathon.
A chemically enhanced marathon.

Anyway, I was able to push beyond the limits of my true flexability for an extended period of time.

Couldn't walk for a couple of days.

I bet I need hip replacement surgery later in life from that one night.

(maybe it happened more than once

)

I've also injured the neck servicing a girlfriend.
Her climax was kind of violent and I suffered for it.

KT · 10.10.06, 02:50 PM

Originally Posted by Filthy 150

A few years ago the Missus and I were having a marathon.
A chemically enhanced marathon.

Anyway, I was able to push beyond the limits of my true flexability for an extended period of time.

Couldn't walk for a couple of days.

I bet I need hip replacement surgery later in life from that one night.

(maybe it happened more than once

)

I've also injured the neck servicing a girlfriend.
Her climax was kind of violent and I suffered for it.

there are just some things you'd rather not know about your friend's sex life...

by the way...what gives with our avatars?

**BREW CREW** · 10.10.06, 03:21 PM

Originally Posted by ktgiles

by the way...what gives with our avatars?

They are probably hacked.

On subject...on our Honeymoon Mr. Naughty was used and abused to the point of loss of skin and there was a little blood....but he kept on going. She was content as all heck, so what the fuck.

**Ted Van Halen** · 10.10.06, 04:20 PM

Pulled my favorite muscle one time in an un-common yet quite pleasurable position.

Ted

**tahoewabo** · 10.10.06, 05:52 PM

I took this girl home one night from the bar. We got to my place and we jumped into bed and she starts goin' down on me. I had had a few brews so I was feeling no pain. I grab her by the back of her head and just start yankin' up and down on her head. She sounds like she's totally into it so I start doin' it a little faster and harder. Well I just can't hold things any longer and let go and fall right to sleep (passed out I think is more like it). I wake up in the morning with blood all over my privates. I start freaking out and make sure Mr. Happy is still in place and OK.I look over at her just thinking "What the hell?!?". When I asked her what had happened she said I gave her a bloody nose when I was yanking up and down on her head so hard and fast as she was servicing me. I guess I bounced her face off my pelvis to hard. I felt kinda bad and asked her if she wanted to do it again this time without getting a bloody nose.

**seenbad** · 10.10.06, 07:14 PM

Originally Posted by tahoewabo

I felt kinda bad and asked her if she wanted to do it again this time without getting a bloody nose.

ah, see, that's the gentleman in ya.

**79th and Sunset** · 10.10.06, 07:20 PM

Man, the memories.

Okay, worst, (or best), picking up some strange at a bar, and not being able to do her all night, because the "strange" I had the night before put the hurts on me. Yes, ripped skin and all.

Damn, whiskey di**

**VanHalen2079** · 10.10.06, 09:06 PM

I almost gave an ex of mine a concussion when we were doing in the shower once. Stepped on the soap and she went face first into the wall. lol

**Ryder5150** · 10.10.06, 10:45 PM

Originally Posted by tahoewabo

I took this girl home one night from the bar. We got to my place and we jumped into bed and she starts goin' down on me. I had had a few brews so I was feeling no pain. I grab her by the back of her head and just start yankin' up and down on her head. She sounds like she's totally into it so I start doin' it a little faster and harder. Well I just can't hold things any longer and let go and fall right to sleep (passed out I think is more like it). I wake up in the morning with blood all over my privates. I start freaking out and make sure Mr. Happy is still in place and OK.I look over at her just thinking "What the hell?!?". When I asked her what had happened she said I gave her a bloody nose when I was yanking up and down on her head so hard and fast as she was servicing me. I guess I bounced her face off my pelvis to hard. I felt kinda bad and asked her if she wanted to do it again this time without getting a bloody nose.

That is the best sex story I have heard in a long time. I was laughing so hard I fell off my chair. You should have punched her in the back of the head, just kidding.

**jimmy812** · 10.11.06, 04:41 AM

Originally Posted by tahoewabo

I wake up in the morning with blood all over my privates. I start freaking out and make sure Mr. Happy is still in place and OK.I look over at her just thinking "What the hell?!?". When I asked her what had happened she said I gave her a bloody nose when I was yanking up and down on her head so hard and fast as she was servicing me.

It must have looked like a strawberry shortcake.

..think about it, I'll wait.

**Filthy 150** · 10.11.06, 07:26 AM

Originally Posted by ktgiles

there are just some things you'd rather not know about your friend's sex life...

This was long before we ever met.

BTW...the nose bleed reminded me of a buddy's story.

We had been partying w/ these girls and we were major pot-heads at the time. We had got some hydro that was kicking our asses. Well, he and his girl went into the other room(wink,wink). She had lovely olive skin (meaning she had dark nipples). They were "engaged" in the missionary and were sweating quite a bit when he thought he saw 3 nipples. "Man this some good weed," he thought. Then there were 4 nipples, followed by 5,6, etc. Then she openeg her eyes to see he had a nosebleed.
We gave him shit for quite a while on that one.

**Otis5150** · 10.11.06, 08:10 AM

Originally Posted by Filthy 150

This was long before we ever met.

BTW...the nose bleed reminded me of a buddy's story.

We had been partying w/ these girls and we were major pot-heads at the time. We had got some hydro that was kicking our asses. Well, he and his girl went into the other room(wink,wink). She had lovely olive skin (meaning she had dark nipples). They were "engaged" in the missionary and were sweating quite a bit when he thought he saw 3 nipples. "Man this some good weed," he thought. Then there were 4 nipples, followed by 5,6, etc. Then she openeg her eyes to see he had a nosebleed.
We gave him shit for quite a while on that one.

Classic! Great avatar, BTW. I'm a huge Jaws fan.

**Filthy 150** · 10.11.06, 08:24 AM

Originally Posted by Otis5150

Classic! Great avatar, BTW. I'm a huge Jaws fan.

Thanks.

That's sixstrings' work.

**Otis5150** · 10.11.06, 08:35 AM

Originally Posted by Filthy 150

Thanks.

That's sixstrings' work.

Excellent. My fiance have a black&white pic of Quint/Shaw in our bathroom. Right at the moment where he has the machete over his head and is about to cut the rope to free the chief.

And now, back to sex-related injuries.....