EVH financed another porn movie

[Little Dreamer]

It is a movie called "The New Neighbor" and was released last february.

http://www.fleshbot.com/?refId=206056

"What do you do if you're a hard rock legend in an emo world? If you're Eddie Van Halen, you start funding porn movies. We are now able to reveal that EVH himself was the financier of the excellent "The New Neighbors", the 20-minute trailer of which we previewed way back in February. This week the full movie arrives and features not only a juicy cast but also—horrors!—a plot.

In fact, there has not been a recent porn movie that so clearly makes its appeal to people over 40 as this one, even though it's about succubi."

[Van Squalen]

The heck you say....

I thought this Sacred Sin gig was just "doing a favor for a friend."

Don't tell me Ed's full on jumping into the porno fray.

Better still is the X-rated genre in which he has decided to throw his hat....demonology and humping.

Shocking.

[loveevhsince79]

It's getting deeper by the minute isn't it? I have no problem with helping a friend, I have no problem scoring music for movies whatever genre but I'm really at a loss for words on this one. People commenting that he owns a porn company and he's executive producing, how far is this going to go? Maybe the comment someone made that Valerie wanted to finalize the divorce because of all of this is true. It would certainly coincide with the time frame because she did the paperwork in December.

[Little Dreamer]

Apparently he didn't do the music on this one and it doesn't involve his new friend michael ninn. Maybe his gf is invovled in the publicity. This one definitely doesn't have any 'artistic" pretensions. Looks like a good ole fashion xxx flick.

I don't know. Maybe someone on this forum will be able to put an upbeat "spin" on this one...

[Brett]

Oh my god the world is ending!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Dirty Water Doggie]

Damn! What a shocker!

[kowski]

Maybe his gf is invovled in the publicity.

He wasn't with his publicist girlfriend last February. He's just into porn production, I guess.

[smithjc]

Well if he needs to throw $$'s at something, might as well be something worthwhile.

[belikemike]

can't he throw his money at anything he pleases?

[smithjc]

Anything or anyone?

J/K! Sorry, that was too easy.

Shutting up now.

[Van Squalen]

If memory serves, succubi were supposed to collect the semen from men, then transform into incubi and impregnate women with the collected semen, because demons supposedly can't reproduce naturally.

Ed. If you're gonna take this Larry Flynt apprentice route, if it's all the same to you, we'll just take the pizza delivery boy - lonely housewife old fashioned porn, m' kay?

Most of us don't get hot and bothered over the reproductive cycles of Hell's minions. Honest.

Guess we know who's got a freak on for fucking the crap outta demons. (insert Freudian innuendo of choice here).

[belikemike]

If memory serves, succubi were supposed to collect the semen from men, then turn into incubi and impregnate women with the collected semen, because demons supposedly can't reproduce naturally.

Ed. If you're gonna take this Larry Flynt apprentice route, if it's all the same to you, we'll just take the pizza delivery boy - lonely housewife old fashioned porn, m' kay?

Most of us don't get hot and bothered over the reproductive cycles of Hell's minions. Honest.

Guess we know who's got a freak on for fucking the crap outta demons. (insert Freudian innuendo of choice here).

In the world of South Park, a succubus is a demon (woman) sent from hell to suck the life out of men! And there is a special song they use to captivate and hold their quarry. Only singing this song backwards can vanquish their power

[Van Squalen]

Heh. Wikipedia - granted, a hack source at best, but good for some laughs at times - reports that Middle Eastern beliefs include hoofed succubi who slice up men's penises with sharp blades inside their vagina.

Hey...come to think of it, maybe in college I dated that girl.....

[topoftheworld]

Hi everybody,
I´m new here, and it´s a very interesting site about my favourite musician.
Please forgive me any mistakes, but I´m from Germany )

People always say Sex, drugs and Rock´n Roll, and EVH is doing it all in absolutely hardcore

I hope he is not addicted in sexmovies and banging all these chicks.
I hope, and I think, this is what he called "inverstigate money wisely"
You can make a lot money in this business.
Without a band and to much time I think it is just "something to do" for him.

I agree that Val maybe left because of this movies, but who knows?

[Van Squalen]

Only the Shadow.