Casting the First Stone

**LegallyInsane** · 10.03.06, 07:24 PM

Jesus encounters a large throng as they are about to stone a prostitute. The crowd's shouting ceases when some of them recognize Jesus and his Disciples approaching.

"What is going on here?" Jesus asked.

A voice from the crowd shouted, "She is a harlot and she is to be stoned to death for her wickedness!" The rest of the crowd cheered in agreement.

The Son of God approached the woman, and helped her to her feet. He then said in voice loud enough for all to hear, "Let he who is without sin cast the first stone!" A rock whizzed by his head.

Somewhat startled, Jesus cleared his throat and said again, "Let he who is without sin cast the first stone." Another rock whizzed by his head, this time a bit closer.

Patiently, Jesus said once more, "Let he who is WITHOUT SIN cast the first stone." A third rock flew by.

Then Jesus cocked his head and said, "Mom, I was NOT talking to you!"

(RIMSHOT)

**OLO** · 10.03.06, 07:28 PM

From now on add jokes to the big joke thread we have going. If everyone that had a joke to tell started a new thread we would have a massive cluster on our hands.