Don't Worry - VH Will Be Back With Sammy or Dave. I Promise.

[hey man]

What Eddie is going through right now is what many artists go through in music - the "I can make it on my own" syndrome. More often than not, these artists fail with that solo album they have been dying to make for decades and return to the band that made them famous in the first place.

Believe me, any Eddie solo album will tank to the point that if he ever wants to release an album again - he will have to call Dave or Sammy.

This is not to say that Eddie isn't a brilliant musician, but I am sorry - an Eddie Van Halen solo album, especially in the state that he is now is not a record label's dream.

So he will release whatever he is doing now and I can honestly tell you that the return of the REAL Van Halen will come. It may take years, but nonetheless.

For you KISS fans - Gene's record tanked and expect the same from Paul. A new KISS record will be on the horizon.

[evans5150]

Thank you, Dr. Phil.

[hey man]

You are more than welcome.

[Wruff_ajax]

You shouldn't make promisses that VH can't keep.

[wham bam will rock]

So, I just got word from a friend of a friend who's a jizz mopper at a porn shack in Newport Beach and HE SAYS.......


Ed to score new Dustin Diamond porno called 'Saved By the Smell'.

New instrumental by Ed to feature classis 'Brown' Sound and will be called....

'Dirty Sanchez'

[vhrocker]

So, I just got word from a friend of a friend who's a jizz mopper at a porn shack in Newport Beach and HE SAYS.......


Ed to score new Dustin Diamond porno called 'Saved By the Smell'.

New instrumental by Ed to feature classis 'Brown' Sound and will be called....

'Dirty Sanchez'

[smithjc]

Thanks for the scoop.

Now maybe all my white hair will go away since I don't gotta worry no more.

[againstthewind]

So, I just got word from a friend of a friend who's a jizz mopper at a porn shack in Newport Beach and HE SAYS.......


Ed to score new Dustin Diamond porno called 'Saved By the Smell'.

New instrumental by Ed to feature classis 'Brown' Sound and will be called....

'Dirty Sanchez'

Sometimes you just have to give credit where it is due. When people seriously make you lol....it's good stuff!!

[Van Squalen]

So he will release whatever he is doing now and I can honestly tell you that the return of the REAL Van Halen will come. It may take years, but nonetheless.

No, you can't honestly tell us that. You can be hopeful about it, but you can't possibly offer any guarantees.

God Himself is betting 3:16 odds at Caesar's sports book room that the next time He sees Van Halen play together, it'll be at one of Hendrix's Elysium barbecues.

[F'nRockstar]

Band that are Probably Done:

Pink Floyd
Led Zeppelin
Van Halen (with Sam or Dave & Mike on Bass)
Nirvana
White Zombie
Original Kiss (with Ace or Peter)
Guns N Roses (with Slash and Axl together)
Soundgarden
Rage Against the Machine
Sublime

Bands that will probably get back together:

No Doubt
ZZ Top
Smashing Pumpkins
Metallica
Journey (w/ Steve Perry)
Janes Addiction
Eagles
Fleetwood Mac

[79th and Sunset]

Eddie already did a solo release.

Cherone was singing on it

[hey man]

Squalen,

Yes I can honestly tell you that, because the past confirms that it WILL happen and it usually does with most bands at some point. These musician types are all about ego. Are you honestly going to tell me that Eddie will release his soon to tank solo album and then say to the world - goodnight forever.

I am not saying it won't take 10 more years to get to that point, but he will get the itch again to perform as Van Halen in either the Dave or Sammy version. Mark my words. Don't blame me though if it's David Coverdale and not David Lee Roth.

[DoHalen5150]

yeah it was called VH111

[HuBBs5150]

Band that are Probably Done:

Pink Floyd
Led Zeppelin
Van Halen (with Sam or Dave & Mike on Bass)
Nirvana
White Zombie
Original Kiss (with Ace or Peter)
Guns N Roses (with Slash and Axl together)
Soundgarden
Rage Against the Machine
Sublime

Bands that will probably get back together:

No Doubt
ZZ Top
Smashing Pumpkins
Metallica
Journey (w/ Steve Perry)
Janes Addiction
Eagles
Fleetwood Mac

lewts fix this shall we.

bands that are done for good.
Nirvana
Rage against the machine
Soundgarden
GnR
led zeppelin
pink floyd

bands that are back together.
Metallica
fleetwood mac
eagles
smashing pumpkins

bands that are on temp hiatus.
no doubt
white zombie
zz top

[dropped-d]

Band that are Probably Done:

Pink Floyd
Led Zeppelin
Van Halen (with Sam or Dave & Mike on Bass)
Nirvana
White Zombie
Original Kiss (with Ace or Peter)
Guns N Roses (with Slash and Axl together)
Soundgarden
Rage Against the Machine
Sublime

Bands that will probably get back together:

No Doubt
ZZ Top
Smashing Pumpkins
Metallica
Journey (w/ Steve Perry)
Janes Addiction
Eagles
Fleetwood Mac

I agree, but i am not to sure about Journey. Same problems with the sauce, ya know. Where does Extreme fit in?