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08.28.06, 09:37 AM #1Bullethead
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Osama Bin Laden
I have heard on the radio twice now in the past week that (Classic) Van Halen is Osama's favorite band. Don't know if that's true or not, but today the dj said he had a plan to capture him. Get Van Halen back together, put on a concert in Afghanistan, and Osama will be sure to show up. Thought that was kinda funny.
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08.28.06, 09:50 AM #2Hang 'Em High
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That is funny.
And a bit disturbing.RIP - Classic Van Halen
"A lot of people take Van Halen more seriously than we do." The Diamond One
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08.28.06, 09:59 AM #3Hang 'Em High
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Huh, I always pegged Osama as a fan of The Clash.
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08.28.06, 10:22 AM #4Wear the fox hat...
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Bin Laden is a Rothtard?
"Here's to swimmin' with bow legged women."
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"I think you're all fucked in the head. We're ten hours from the fucking fun park, and you wanna bail out! Well, I'll tell you something, this is no longer a vacation . . . it's a quest! It's a quest for fun! I'm gonna have fun, and you're gonna have fun! We're all gonna have so much fucking fun we'll need plastic surgery to remove our Goddamn smiles! You'll be whistling Zip-a-dee-doo-da out of your assholes! "
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08.28.06, 10:42 AM #5Take Your Whiskey Home
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almost humanizes him. hes still a POS , IMO. dont invite him to the next linkers weekend. please.
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History tells us that oppressive nations build walls to keep people IN, not out.
(See "Berlin Wall" and "Likud Israel" for examples) ” FORD- when i told him i'd build a wall between the US and Mexico.
then ill build it from the mexican side. -my reply.
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08.28.06, 10:57 AM #6Hot For Teacher
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That's about the dumbest thing I've ever heard.
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08.28.06, 11:01 AM #7Little Dreamer
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They are going on tour: http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i2643
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08.28.06, 11:11 AM #8Hot For Teacher
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The only people that put iced tea in their Jack Daniels bottles, are the Clash and Osama Bin Laden.........baby !
I think he's jealous..........Dave didn't have to martyr himself and still had 72 virgins !
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08.28.06, 11:25 AM #9Wear the fox hat...
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I bet he was at 72 long before VH1 was released.
Originally Posted by Lodewijk
The only people that put iced tea in their Jack Daniels bottles, are the Clash and Osama Bin Laden.........baby !
I think he's jealous..........Dave didn't have to martyr himself and still had 72 virgins !"Here's to swimmin' with bow legged women."
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08.28.06, 11:44 AM #10Runnin' With The Devil
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I am not a religious scholar, but don't you think that Rock and Roll would be a seen as sin in the eyes of fundamental Islam? The pastor at my wife's childhood church told me that he liked VH back "in his sinful days." I am not comparing Baptists to Fundamental Islamics, but the pastor is Baptist and felt the comment needed to be made.
PS. I laughed at him and told him that my sinful life was too good to put on hold. My in-laws don't like me too much.Last edited by EVHWolf; 08.28.06 at 11:44 AM.
Rest in Peace Edward Van Halen
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08.28.06, 11:45 AM #11Runnin' With The Devil
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Bet he likes D.O.A...
Maybe he posts here?
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08.28.06, 12:26 PM #12Hang 'Em High
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Who the hell wants a virgin, let alone 72 of them? Originally Posted by Lodewijk
I think he's jealous..........Dave didn't have to martyr himself and still had 72 virgins !
To me, older and experianced women are absolutely the only way to go.
"The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man."George Bernard Shaw
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08.28.06, 12:40 PM #13Take Your Whiskey Home
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That spoof is pretty funny. My favorite is that they are going to play their hits including "Wham, Bam, Afghanistan."
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08.28.06, 12:46 PM #14Hot For Teacher
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Originally Posted by jetguy5150
That spoof is pretty funny. My favorite is that they are going to play their hits including "Wham, Bam, Afghanistan."
Don't forget "Runnin with Mohammed", "Hot for Goat's Milk", and "Drop Dead Ankles" !
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