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08.22.06, 05:57 PM #1Hot For Teacher
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Enjoy Your Birthday Sex!!
Happy Birhday OLO
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08.22.06, 07:36 PM #2Take Your Whiskey Home
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Happy Birthday, you funny bastard!
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08.22.06, 07:44 PM #3Hot For Teacher
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Happy Birthday OLO! I am sending you some chocolate flavored lube and a video of my last birthday bash.
I hope you enjoy your birthday to the fullest extent of Enumclaw law.
With all due respect, I think the name of this thread should be "Happy Birthday OLO! and then Mish can say Enjoy your b-day sex in the reply. I do not think people will "get" the thread title and skip the OLO birthday greeting. Just my opinion.Just go for it!
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08.22.06, 07:54 PM #4Somebody Get Me A Doctor
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Happy Birthday OLO.
And for God's sake, put some freakin' clothes on. 
"It's so damn hot... milk was a bad choice." --Ron Burgundy, Anchorman
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08.22.06, 07:56 PM #5carpe damn diem
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As if OLO's gonna get any birthday sex! Have a happy one anyway, dude.
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08.22.06, 08:01 PM #6I'm The One
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Happy Birthday OLO...hope it's a great one!!!
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08.22.06, 08:08 PM #7I'm The One
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Don't know if a romantic evening with your hand qualifies as birthday sex but have a Happy Birthday anyway!!!
Love should NOT be work, it should be as easy as breathing Dave's Dreidel
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08.22.06, 08:08 PM #8no stinkin click!
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08.22.06, 08:14 PM #9Take Your Whiskey Home
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Happy Birthday, OLO! Don't be sniffin' those panties we sent you, k?
Meet me in Cabo!
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08.22.06, 08:25 PM #10Somebody Get Me A Doctor
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Holy shit, Batman!
It's...
...AGAIN!
Hope you have a FANTASTIC one, my crazy friend...
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08.22.06, 08:29 PM #11The Full Bug
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OLO
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY SEX BUDDY!
I made you some Text boobs:
(@)(@)
Enjoy!
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Have a great Birthday OLO!!!
Right Now you're reading my post!
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08.22.06, 10:08 PM #13Take Your Whiskey Home
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hahahaaaaaaaaaa birthday sex!! good one! i havent heard a joke like that since....huh? what? it happens? nuh uhhhhhhh....shit.
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08.22.06, 10:15 PM #14Niners Fan!
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Congrats, man. Maybe the birthday fairy will give the Sonics an almost winning record this season...
Can't stop...addicted to the shindig...
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08.22.06, 11:00 PM #15I'm The One
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HA!!! That's like telling a pyromaniac not to play with fire!!!
Originally Posted by ktgiles
Happy Birthday, OLO! Don't be sniffin' those panties we sent you, k?
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