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    Default Enjoy Your Birthday Sex!!

    Happy Birhday OLO

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    Happy Birthday, you funny bastard!
    Bobby Cohn: Who's going to be at Waynestock?
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    Bobby: Who else?
    Garth: Uh, me...and...and Wayne...
    Wayne: ...and uh...VAN HALEN!!!
    Garth: Wow. Van Halen. Who else?
    Bobby: Yeah, who else?
    Wayne: Uh, an old man fashioning a kayak out of a log?

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    Happy Birthday OLO! I am sending you some chocolate flavored lube and a video of my last birthday bash. I hope you enjoy your birthday to the fullest extent of Enumclaw law.


    With all due respect, I think the name of this thread should be "Happy Birthday OLO! and then Mish can say Enjoy your b-day sex in the reply. I do not think people will "get" the thread title and skip the OLO birthday greeting. Just my opinion.
    Just go for it!

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    Happy Birthday OLO. And for God's sake, put some freakin' clothes on.
    "It's so damn hot... milk was a bad choice." --Ron Burgundy, Anchorman

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    As if OLO's gonna get any birthday sex! Have a happy one anyway, dude.
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    Happy Birthday OLO...hope it's a great one!!!

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    Don't know if a romantic evening with your hand qualifies as birthday sex but have a Happy Birthday anyway!!!
    Love should NOT be work, it should be as easy as breathing Dave's Dreidel

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    Happy birthday...

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    Happy Birthday, OLO! Don't be sniffin' those panties we sent you, k?
    Meet me in Cabo!

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    Holy shit, Batman!
    It's...

    ...AGAIN!



    Hope you have a FANTASTIC one, my crazy friend...
    Last edited by sixstring; 08.22.06 at 09:30 PM.
    "20 minutes (late to work)? Shit. Last year I woke up three weeks too late.
    My advice is to go for the alien abduction story. Look bemused, dishevelled and on the verge of tears as you recount your story of intrusive and degrading medical tests.
    Worked for me anyway. I still have colleagues asking me what it is like to fuck a green womanoid with seventeen breasts.
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    OLO
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    HAPPY BIRTHDAY SEX BUDDY!

    I made you some Text boobs:

    (@)(@)

    Enjoy!


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    Have a great Birthday OLO!!!

    Right Now you're reading my post!


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    hahahaaaaaaaaaa birthday sex!! good one! i havent heard a joke like that since....huh? what? it happens? nuh uhhhhhhh....shit.
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    (See "Berlin Wall" and "Likud Israel" for examples) FORD- when i told him i'd build a wall between the US and Mexico.

    then ill build it from the mexican side. -my reply.

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    Congrats, man. Maybe the birthday fairy will give the Sonics an almost winning record this season...
    Can't stop...addicted to the shindig...

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    Quote Originally Posted by ktgiles
    Happy Birthday, OLO! Don't be sniffin' those panties we sent you, k?
    HA!!! That's like telling a pyromaniac not to play with fire!!!
    Love should NOT be work, it should be as easy as breathing Dave's Dreidel

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    I'm a Democrat and an Atheist, but I've yet to receive my ticket to Hell. Is this something I call Live Nation about or what? JakeK21

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