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08.17.06, 05:45 AM #1Take Your Whiskey Home
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Substitute "Jizz"
I came up with this word game many moons ago during smoke breaks in Honors English class. Take a movie title and substitute any form of the word "jizz" for one of the words in the title. Clint Eastwood westerns and James Bond titles are a good place to start, for example:
"Two jizzes for Sister Sarah"
"The Spy who Jizzed me"
My two all-time favorites are:
"One jizzed over the Cukoo's Nest"
"The Postman always jizzes twice"
I predict that our resident raconteur Van Squalen and the vivascious Texas Poundcake will have the "hands-down" winning entries!
Have Fun!
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08.17.06, 07:33 AM #2Romeo Delight
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MEL GIBSON AND DANNY GLOVER STAR IN JIZZ HARD 69 HAHAHAHA
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"Sam, I'm everything your not plus a shot of 200 proof testosterone." David Lee Roth (circa 2002 Howard Stern)
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08.17.06, 07:43 AM #3Hang 'Em High
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08.17.06, 07:50 AM #4I'm The One
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Kevin Costner in Field of Jizz
Mike Myers in Austin Powers: International Man of Jizz
Whoopi Goldberg in How Stella Got Her Jizz Back
oh, this shall be fun!
I worked with a guy years ago that used to insert the words your girlfriend into songs that were playing on the radio. Runnin' with your girlfriend!Last edited by InTheBeginning; 08.17.06 at 07:52 AM.
A little more volume in the headphones please.
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08.17.06, 07:51 AM #5Hang 'Em High
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08.17.06, 07:56 AM #6I'm The One
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Kevin Kline in A Midsummer Night's Jizz
A little more volume in the headphones please.
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08.17.06, 07:57 AM #7Pope Of Greenwich Village
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08.17.06, 08:08 AM #8I'm The One
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Planet of the Jizz
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08.17.06, 08:16 AM #9Runnin' With The Devil
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John Wayne: Jizzum
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08.17.06, 08:20 AM #10Runnin' With The Devil
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Roy Scheider: All That Jizz
Neil Diamond: The Jizz Singer
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08.17.06, 08:23 AM #11Take Your Whiskey Home
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Clint:
A Fistful of Jizz
The Jizzer Josey Wales
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08.17.06, 08:28 AM #12Hang 'Em High
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08.17.06, 08:31 AM #13Hot For Teacher
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08.17.06, 08:36 AM #14I'm The One
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Pale Jizz
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A little more volume in the headphones please.
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08.17.06, 08:39 AM #15Runnin' With The Devil
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Roy Scheider again: "Jizz" The great white sperm whale
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