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    I came up with this word game many moons ago during smoke breaks in Honors English class. Take a movie title and substitute any form of the word "jizz" for one of the words in the title. Clint Eastwood westerns and James Bond titles are a good place to start, for example:

    "Two jizzes for Sister Sarah"
    "The Spy who Jizzed me"

    My two all-time favorites are:

    "One jizzed over the Cukoo's Nest"
    "The Postman always jizzes twice"

    I predict that our resident raconteur Van Squalen and the vivascious Texas Poundcake will have the "hands-down" winning entries!

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    MEL GIBSON AND DANNY GLOVER STAR IN JIZZ HARD 69 HAHAHAHA
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    Austin Powers in Goldjizzer.
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    Kevin Costner in Field of Jizz
    Mike Myers in Austin Powers: International Man of Jizz
    Whoopi Goldberg in How Stella Got Her Jizz Back

    oh, this shall be fun!

    I worked with a guy years ago that used to insert the words your girlfriend into songs that were playing on the radio. Runnin' with your girlfriend!
    Last edited by InTheBeginning; 08.17.06 at 08:52 AM.
    A little more volume in the headphones please.

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    Star Trek II: The Jizz of Khan
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    Kevin Kline in A Midsummer Night's Jizz
    A little more volume in the headphones please.

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    Samuel L. Jackson in Jizz On A Plane
    "It's always a Catch-22 situation. They hate you if you're the same, and they hate you if you're different."
    ~Eddie Van Halen~

    "The perfect woman has an IQ of 150, wants to make love until 4 in the morning, and then turns into a pizza."
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    Planet of the Jizz
    A little more volume in the headphones please.

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    John Wayne: Jizzum

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    Roy Scheider: All That Jizz

    Neil Diamond: The Jizz Singer

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    Clint:

    A Fistful of Jizz
    The Jizzer Josey Wales

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    David Lee Roth stars in "Eat'em and Jizz"
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    Arnold Schwarzjizzer in Jizzminator

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    Quote Originally Posted by hatchetforce
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    Pale Jizz
    A little more volume in the headphones please.

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    Roy Scheider again: "Jizz" The great white sperm whale

 

 

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