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07.06.02, 04:31 PM #1Bullethead
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My Dearest, Dearest Edward Van Halen...
It seems like an eternity of emptiness since you last filled the void with your unique gift of joy, happiness, and love. Joy, happiness, and love that flows forth for the amusement of the denizens of this sometimes bitter and cruel planet.
How we miss the sumptuous music you give birth to when your pick strikes the strings of the exotic and loyal lady you hold so tenderly in your firm grip.
That combination of electronics and you that gets stirred and mixed and blended like a vanilla cheese whip cream butter cake. It is so fresh and light. The nice fluffy filling that is carefully placed in the oven of hard rock and baked to perfection. It dances on the palate like a July 4th sparkler...it dazzles, it excites...but don't get to close because it also burns.
You then sprinkle adequate portions of Alex and Michael to add the sweet the sour, the love the hate, the sexy the humungous.
Return to us, oh wonderful one...but only when the time is right for you.
Return...for you know the devoted await like loyal sentinels at the gates above.
We wait....what do you do when the bureaucracy that's supposed to help you...WANTS YOU DEAD? <a href="http://www.callumhouston.com" target="_blank">www.callumhouston.com</a>
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07.06.02, 04:36 PM #2The Full Bug
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Now THAT's sarcasm...
A headless body in a topless bar...
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07.06.02, 04:44 PM #3Runnin' With The Devil
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Yer a scarin' me patna. [img]graemlins/wtf.gif[/img]
"Knowing is not enough, we must apply,willing is not enough, we must do" -Goethe
Minds are like parachutes. They only function when they are open.--Sir James Dewar, Scientist (1877-1925)
Always drink upstream from the herd...
--Will Rogers
It is amazing how much some people can do with so little, however, what is even more amazing to me is how little some people can do with so much.
--Somewhat me, mostly someone else, not sure who
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07.06.02, 09:51 PM #4Big Bad Bill
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Dude!!! You weren't supposed to eat the whole BAG!!!!!!!!
[img]graemlins/sssh.gif[/img]Staying Frosty
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