Eddie's Astrological Chart - However need to speak French

[ziggysmalls]

I was looking up some images on Google and found a link for I guess Eddie's astrological chart. Its in French though and my two years of French were over 20 years ago.

Maybe somebody can translate. Maybe I am too dumb to find an app to do it. I used to know how to say about 100 words in French but that was 20 years ago. Would be interesting to see what it says.

http://images.google.com/imgres?imgu...3Doff%26sa%3DN

[chefcraig]

Dude, you simply have waay too much free time on your hands.

[Otis5150]

Dude, turn yourself in to the proper authorities immediately

[tease]

Google translates it like this:

Personality of Eddie van HALEN (extracted) Introduction Here some features of characters of Eddie van HALEN whom one can extract from his native astrological topic. This description is not a complete portrait far from there, but a simple partial lighting on its personality which does not remain about it less interesting for the amateurs and the professionals of astrology. Dominant planet gears of Eddie When one interprets a birth chart of birth, the best method consists starting from the general to go to the private individual, gradually. Thus, the use is to follow a plan which leaves the total analysis of the topic, of its structure, for then describing the various features of the personality. The total analysis of the topic in a first part makes it possible to encircle some general features of the personality, to underline some points which could or not be confirmed by the detailed analysis: at all events, these general features will be to take into account. A human personality is an infinitely complex entity to describe and it is illusory to want to summarize it in a short way, which does not mean either that it is about an impossible challenge. Several readings of a native topic are essential in order to impregnate various significances and to apprehend all this complexity. But the game is worth the candle. A native topic is made up very schematically of 10 principal planets - two luminaries, Sun and the Moon, three fast planets known as individual, Mercure, Venus and Mars, two slow planets, Jupiter and Saturne, and three very slow planets, Uranus, Neptune and Pluton -, of secondary elements - lunar nodes, the black moon or Lilith, Chiron and other asteroids such as particular Vesta, Pallas, Cérès or Junon, bodies like the Arab shares or other Vertexes, black Sun, hypothetical doors visible and invisible, planets etc -, of 12 astrological houses, the whole positioned in a zodiac which comprises 12 signs - Ram with Poisson. Initially, it is necessary to appreciate the importance of each planet in the topic, it is what one calls the research of dominant the planet gears. This research obeys rules which depend on the sensitivity and the experiment of the astrologer but which also have clear and solid bases: thus, the parameters of activity of a planet can be taken into account - the number of active aspects which arrive at this planet, importance of each one of these aspects which depends on their nature but also on their exactitude -, the parameters of angularity - proximity with the 4 Ascendant angles, Milieu of the Sky, Descendant and Fund of the Sky, all this being able also to be appreciated numerically according to the nature of the angle and the spacing of planet to those -, the parameters of quality - valorization according to the controls, exaltations, exiles and falls - and a certain number of other criteria like the taking into account of the controls of the Ascending one and of the Medium of Sky etc will be necessary. These various criteria make it possible to develop planets and to deduce from them some useful conclusions for interpretation from the native astrological topic. The total analysis of a topic will initially take account of the 3 planetary distributions in the topic: hemispheres East or West, South or North, and the most occupied Quadrants, North Is, Northern West, South Is and Southern West. These 3 distributions give a general tonality in term of introversion and extraversion, will and sociability, predisposition to certain behaviors. Then 3 other distributions come: the elements (triplenesses since there are 3 groups of signs of each) - Fire Air Ground and Water - which bring a typology of personality, the modes (quadruplicities since there are 4 groups of signs of each) - Cardinal, Fixe and Mutable - and the polarities (Yin and Yang) which inform about certain fundamental features of character. The three types of dominant follow: dominant planet gears, dominant signs and dominant houses. The neophyte imagines that astrology, it is “to be Bélier” or sometimes to be “Virgin Ascending Ram” for example. Reality is much richer. If it is true that the Sun and the Ascending one bring to them two a good part of the personality - between 30 and approximately 60% according to the native topic - a person is not “only Sun” (what one calls the sign) nor “that house 1” (what one calls the Ascending one). Thus, such planet perhaps strongly developed, such sign or such house can receive an important group of planets and at the same time bring a significance which will moderate and relativize the role of the Ascending one, of solar sign etc Finally two other criteria, stressings - angular, succédentes and cadentes - which is a classification of the astrological houses, and the types of occupied decans - each sign is cut out in three decans of 10° each one - will bring their supplement of significance in this first general part. These eleven (and six if the hour of birth is unknown) milked general characters are not to take literally: they so to speak enrich the reading by the topic by preparing it, and make it possible to better include/understand the second more detailed and more precise part which analyzes each field of the personality by making a synthesis of the criteria of positions, signs, houses and aspects according to certain hierarchical rules. Hemispheres and Quadrants for Eddie The axis which binds the point of house 1, the Ascending one, with the point of house 7, the Descendant, separates the zodiac in two bowls, a higher bowl, with the South, and a lower bowl, in North. The Southern part and the Northern part, to take again an expression of the famous American astrologer Rudhyar, correspond to the two functions “being” or “to function”; many other concepts are also associated this distribution between hemispheres Northern and Southern, like those of the introversion - for the Northern hemisphere - and the extraversion - for the Southern hemisphere -, to be it or appear it, the interior life or the external life, the reflexion or the action, to dream its life or to live its dreams, the abstract or the concrete one, discretion or the setting in the high-speed motorboat etc It is not a question inevitably of a determination, but of a personal sensitivity: thus, some or some will be projected in the public life in spite of a Northern hemisphere very charged, but if that occurs, that will not be inevitably lived in a voluntary way, by taste or nature. Reciprocally, certain Southern hemispheres very charged will not automatically cause at their owners a famous destiny, but those will have tendency, if their life is too much “calm” to seek the front of the scene. It is here a question of major nature and natural inclination. Of course, none typologies is “higher” than another. In your native topic, Eddie, the 10 principal planets are distributed in the following way:


Well, it goes on and on, but I don't want to bore you anymore.



HOPE THIS HELPS!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ziggysmalls]

Hey in my defense I was looking for a wedding band picture for another thread here at the links. This just happened to come up on page three of Google.

I know I have too much time on my hands but somebody has to check my corporate internet to see if it works!!!

[Otis5150]

Hey in my defense I was looking for a wedding band picture for another thread here at the links. This just happened to come up on page three of Google.

Shuuuuuuure you were. And Mark David Chapman just happened to be hanging around outside the Dakota, with a copy of "Catcher in the Rye" and a .38. (Just kidding around with you.)

[ziggysmalls]

Ok I admit it I was waiting outside the House of Petals with eight VH albums, a Wolfgang Special and a dartboard with Dave's face on one side and Sammy's on the other. I also was dressed with tight pants with a black leather vest....in case I could score a part in Eddie's friends movie.

Then it hit me. If I could know more about Eddie's astrological sign, maybe I could anticipate his next move. I googled it and found it.

[Otis5150]

Ok I admit it I was waiting outside the House of Petals with eight VH albums, a Wolfgang Special and a dartboard with Dave's face on one side and Sammy's on the other. I also was dressed with tight pants with a black leather vest....in case I could score a part in Eddie's friends movie.

Then it hit me. If I could know more about Eddie's astrological sign, maybe I could anticipate his next move. I googled it and found it.

Admitting you have a problem is the first step to recovery...allegedly.

[James in New York]

Ok I admit it I was waiting outside the House of Petals with eight VH albums, a Wolfgang Special and a dartboard with Dave's face on one side and Sammy's on the other. I also was dressed with tight pants with a black leather vest....in case I could score a part in Eddie's friends movie.

Then it hit me. If I could know more about Eddie's astrological sign, maybe I could anticipate his next move. I googled it and found it.

That's funny.

On a serious note, astrology is bullshit.
ASTRONOMY is for real, astrology is pseudo-science.

[vistadelrey]

That's funny.

On a serious note, astrology is bullshit.

so are the french

[KrazyGlue]

so are the french

Thank you.

[James in New York]

True.

[KrazyGlue]

Very kind from you... Here in France, we appreciate americans, american music, food, movies... My family lives in Boston, i love this country but when i read things like that, i don't know how to react. Maybe a small minority is like that, without brain.

[tease]

Very kind from you... Here in France, we appreciate americans, american music, food, movies... My family lives in Boston, i love this country but when i read things like that, i don't know how to react. Maybe a small minority is like that, without brain.

True.

[onefootoutthedoor]

Very kind from you... Here in France, we appreciate americans, american music, food, movies... My family lives in Boston, i love this country but when i read things like that, i don't know how to react. Maybe a small minority is like that, without brain.

Don't let someone like vistadelray form your opinion of all americans.