Is Chimpy drunk again?

[FORD]

Sing along with the stumbling monkey.........


Well I ain't seen my baby since I don't know when,
I've been drinking bourbon, whiskey, scotch and gin
Gonna get high man I'm gonna get loose,
Need me a triple shot of that juice
Gonna get drunk don't you have no fear
I want one bourbon, one scotch and one beer
One bourbon, one scotch, one beer


But I'm sitting now at the bar,
I'm getting drunk, I'm feelin' mellow
I'm drinkin' bourbon, I'm drinkin' scotch, I'm drinkin' beer
Looked down the bar, here come the bartender
I said "Look man, come down here"
So what you want?




One bourbon, one scotch, one beer
No I ain't seen my baby since the night before last,
Gotta get a drink man I'm gonna get gassed
Gonna get high man I ain't had enough,
Need me a triple shot of that stuff
Gonna get drunk won't you listen right here,
I want one bourbon, one shot and one beer
One bourbon, one scotch, one beer



Now by this time I'm plenty high,
You know when your mouth a-getting dry you're plenty high
Looked down the bar I say to my bartender
I said "Look man, come down here", he got down there
So what you want this time?
I said "Look man, a-what time is it?"
He said "The clock on the wall say three o'clock
Last call for alcohol, so what you need?"


One bourbon, one scotch, one beer
No I ain't seen my baby since a nigh' and a week,
Gotta get drunk man till I can't even speak
Gonna get high man listen to me,
One drink ain't enough Jack you better make it three
I wanna get drunk I'm gonna make it real clear,
I want one bourbon, one scotch and one beer
One bourbon, one scotch, one beer

[muffdiver]

LMAO....

[speedtruckermf]

You are a moron!

[graeme]

I wasn't actually aware that he'd ever stopped drinking.
Please don't tell me he's sober when he makes those decisions.
Drunk or sober, the guy is a dangerous, deluded megalomaniacal idiot who poses the biggest threat to the world of any man on the planet.

Sorry, forgot the thread title...were we talking about the Gibbon (Mel) or the Chimp (George)?

[smithjc]

WTF was that???? Looks like he may have had a few of the little travel size bottles of fun.

[Viking]

I don't mind tipping back a few now and then, why should it bother me when the President decides to have a couple?

[MikeL]

Kinda looks as though he stepped in it, eh?

[Viking]

Kinda looks as though he stepped in it, eh?

Jesus Christ that must have been a big bird!

[Filthy 150]

Drunk or sober, the guy is a dangerous, deluded megalomaniacal idiot who poses the biggest threat to the world of any man on the planet.

Soooo, I'm guessing you're still on the fence on what you really think about him?