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    Default Awwwwwwwwwwwww Maaaaaaaaaaann!

    I had to come here to tell my story, cos I know some of my fellow linkers will understand. You can't just come out with this any ol' forum, not even in 2006. It's sad....but true. You can only tell a few friends that can relate, but you must be careful. Thank God the internet provides general anomimity.

    Anyway..............One of both of my dogs ate my weed. My entire stash. It had to last me two weeks. Can you say, "Aw Fuck?!?!!?!" I don't know wheter to be pissed off or concerned. One the one hand, they might get sick, overdose, die even, or they just might lay around, listen to some tunes and then eat like crazy. But on the other hand.........them FUCKERS are my weed!!!!'
    I'm nor really mad, I'm just kind of in shock. Like it hasn't sunk in yet, It's only weed, afterall, but DARN
    A few years back I had some mice steal a couple of doobs.
    Great.....now I can be known as the person who's stash gets eaten by animals. My Native American name is She Who Makes the Dogs Crazy.
    Stoopid dogs........or smart dogs, very smart dogs!


    BTW... have ya'll heard Lance Bass is gay? hee hee, I'm just messin' with ya.
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    well, don't be surprised if they break out your Pink Floyd CD's while you're sleeping and gain about 400 pounds this week.
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    Maybe you could keep it in the fridge or in a sealable container so they won't get to it in the future?

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    it was in a sealed container.

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    Quote Originally Posted by faeriellen
    I had to come here to tell my story, cos I know some of my fellow linkers will understand. You can't just come out with this any ol' forum, not even in 2006. It's sad....but true. You can only tell a few friends that can relate, but you must be careful. Thank God the internet provides general anomimity.

    Anyway..............One of both of my dogs ate my weed. My entire stash. It had to last me two weeks. Can you say, "Aw Fuck?!?!!?!" I don't know wheter to be pissed off or concerned. One the one hand, they might get sick, overdose, die even, or they just might lay around, listen to some tunes and then eat like crazy. But on the other hand.........them FUCKERS are my weed!!!!'
    I'm nor really mad, I'm just kind of in shock. Like it hasn't sunk in yet, It's only weed, afterall, but DARN
    A few years back I had some mice steal a couple of doobs.
    Great.....now I can be known as the person who's stash gets eaten by animals. My Native American name is She Who Makes the Dogs Crazy.
    Stoopid dogs........or smart dogs, very smart dogs!


    BTW... have ya'll heard Lance Bass is gay? hee hee, I'm just messin' with ya.

    Aw wow, man!

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    I've heard the ol "my dog ate my stash story" enough times and the dog ends up fine so I hope the same apples to your dog. Still jokes every time I hear a story like that though.

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    There's a good reason I don't have pets... My stash is safe... (I still hide it from my roommate... she fancies the reefer a little too much to NOT steal it...)
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    Quote Originally Posted by LowLifeFlatHeadScum
    Aw wow, man!

    LOL....It's Labrador man!

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    Maybe it was a sign. Have you read your post back. It hurts to read it man. Use spell check once in a while.

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    You should do one of two things.

    1. Follow the dog around for 3 days until you get your shit back.

    2. Shoot the damn dog!! (Please don't do that, just kidding)

    Or better yet get some more weed, crank up Amsterdamn by Van Halen and watch the dog and laugh your ass off.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dimoncutr
    Maybe it was a sign. Have you read your post back. It hurts to read it man. Use spell check once in a while.
    LOL...yeah, I think you've had enough weed bro!!

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    Smoke your dog.
    sheepa latta peepah dabba looka foh a moopy

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    I think you fuckers are even more ripped because if you bothered to read the words and not spelling (which I'm excellent at spelling, I might add...) you would see the indian name of She Who Makes the Dogs Crazy...

    Fuckin' Stoners...

    "Bro" and "Man" are usually saved for the male gender...

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    Quote Originally Posted by seenbad
    Smoke your dog.
    They're kinda hard to light!
    A little more volume in the headphones please.

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    Quote Originally Posted by emm5150
    LOL....It's Labrador man!
    "I wonder what Great Dane tastes like......."

 

 

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