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07.26.06, 05:23 PM #1
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Awwwwwwwwwwwww Maaaaaaaaaaann!
I had to come here to tell my story, cos I know some of my fellow linkers will understand. You can't just come out with this any ol' forum, not even in 2006. It's sad....but true. You can only tell a few friends that can relate, but you must be careful. Thank God the internet provides general anomimity.
Anyway..............One of both of my dogs ate my weed. My entire stash. It had to last me two weeks. Can you say, "Aw Fuck?!?!!?!" I don't know wheter to be pissed off or concerned. One the one hand, they might get sick, overdose, die even, or they just might lay around, listen to some tunes and then eat like crazy. But on the other hand.........them FUCKERS are my weed!!!!'
I'm nor really mad, I'm just kind of in shock. Like it hasn't sunk in yet, It's only weed, afterall, but DARN
A few years back I had some mice steal a couple of doobs.
Great.....now I can be known as the person who's stash gets eaten by animals. My Native American name is She Who Makes the Dogs Crazy.
Stoopid dogs........or smart dogs, very smart dogs!
BTW... have ya'll heard Lance Bass is gay? hee hee, I'm just messin' with ya.Last edited by faeriellen; 07.26.06 at 05:39 PM.
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07.26.06, 05:38 PM #2
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well, don't be surprised if they break out your Pink Floyd CD's while you're sleeping and gain about 400 pounds this week.
Don't drink the Jim Jones punch. They're called theToxic Twins for a reason...
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07.26.06, 05:44 PM #3
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Maybe you could keep it in the fridge or in a sealable container so they won't get to it in the future?
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07.26.06, 05:46 PM #4
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it was in a sealed container.
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07.26.06, 05:49 PM #5
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Aw wow, man!
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07.26.06, 06:21 PM #6
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I've heard the ol "my dog ate my stash story" enough times and the dog ends up fine so I hope the same apples to your dog. Still jokes every time I hear a story like that though.
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07.26.06, 06:24 PM #7
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There's a good reason I don't have pets... My stash is safe... (I still hide it from my roommate... she fancies the reefer a little too much to NOT steal it...)
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07.26.06, 06:36 PM #8
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07.26.06, 06:38 PM #9
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Maybe it was a sign. Have you read your post back. It hurts to read it man. Use spell check once in a while.
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07.26.06, 06:40 PM #10
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You should do one of two things.
1. Follow the dog around for 3 days until you get your shit back.
2. Shoot the damn dog!! (Please don't do that, just kidding)
Or better yet get some more weed, crank up Amsterdamn by Van Halen and watch the dog and laugh your ass off.ALEX IS GOD!!!
I've been doin' this for 'bout 20 years now, and I'll tell ya, to this day I still don't know the right drumstick from the left drumstick -Alex Van Halen
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07.26.06, 06:42 PM #11
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07.26.06, 06:48 PM #12
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Smoke your dog.
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I think you fuckers are even more ripped because if you bothered to read the words and not spelling (which I'm excellent at spelling, I might add...) you would see the indian name of She Who Makes the Dogs Crazy...
Fuckin' Stoners...
"Bro" and "Man" are usually saved for the male gender...
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Originally Posted by seenbadA little more volume in the headphones please.
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