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    Default Operation removes lightbulb from anus

    Fateh Mohammad, a prison inmate in Pakistan, says he woke up last weekend with a glass lightbulb in his anus.



    Wednesday night, doctors brought Mohammad's misery to an end after a one-and-a-half hour operation to remove the object.

    "Thanks Allah, now I feel comfort. Today, I had my breakfast. I was just drinking water, nothing else," Mohammad, a grey-beared man in his mid-40s, told Reuters from a hospital bed in the southern central city of Multan.

    "We had to take it out intact," said Dr. Farrukh Aftab at Nishtar Hospital. "Had it been broken inside, it would be a very very complicated situation."

    Mohammad, who is serving a four-year sentence for making liquor, prohibited for Muslims, said he was shocked when he was first told the cause of his discomfort. He swears he didn't know the bulb was there.

    "When I woke up I felt a pain in my lower abdomen, but later in hospital, they told me this," Mohammad said.

    "I don't know who did this to me. Police or other prisoners."

    The doctor treating Mohammad said he'd never encountered anything like it before, and doubted the felon's story that someone had drugged him and inserted the bulb while he was comatose.
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    there's an "idea" joke in there somewhere.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mikey Metalhead
    there's an "idea" joke in there somewhere.
    For sure, butt it would end with a shitty punchline and be a total pain in the ass to make it funny.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mikey Metalhead
    there's an "idea" joke in there somewhere.
    I asked for a BUD lite.
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    Mohammad, who is serving a four-year sentence for making liquor, prohibited for Muslims, said he was shocked when he was first told the cause of his discomfort. He swears he didn't know the bulb was there .
    What the hell does he do that he'd have no idea that there was a light bulb up his ass?

    Me? I like to think I'd know about that kind of thing as it happened.
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    How many Muslims does it take to get a light bulb out of someones ass?
    Just go for it!

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    Maybe it was there so he could see when he had his head up his ass.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BREW CREW
    How many Muslims does it take to get a light bulb out of someones ass?
    LMFAO!!!
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    And thats about what its worth.

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    OMG! LOL!
    These posts were great. I can't stop laughing!

    "How many Muslims does it take to get a light bulb out of someones ass?"

    "Maybe it was there so he could see when he had his head up his ass"

    "What the hell does he do that he'd have no idea that there was a light bulb up his ass? Me? I like to think I'd know about that kind of thing as it happened."

    "For sure, butt it would end with a shitty punchline and be a total pain in the ass to make it funny."

    I wanted to post a smart ass comment myself, no pun intended, but I could never top those!

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    60 Watt or 100 Watt? That sick fuck.

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    Quote Originally Posted by van_5150_halen
    60 Watt or 100 Watt? That sick fuck.


    It was a black light.
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    funny guys....


    maybe its true you can see the light at the end of the tunnel....
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    Quote Originally Posted by avhevhmashdlr
    funny guys....


    maybe its true you can see the light at the end of the tunnel....
    nice...

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    Quote Originally Posted by avhevhmashdlr
    funny guys....


    maybe its true you can see the light at the end of the tunnel....
    ((Just My Two Cents))
    And thats about what its worth.

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    That guy was in the paper, remember? "MAN GANG RAPED, NO INJURIES REPORTED"

 

 

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