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06.30.06, 06:19 PM #1Light Up The Sky
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Operation removes lightbulb from anus
Fateh Mohammad, a prison inmate in Pakistan, says he woke up last weekend with a glass lightbulb in his anus.
Wednesday night, doctors brought Mohammad's misery to an end after a one-and-a-half hour operation to remove the object.
"Thanks Allah, now I feel comfort. Today, I had my breakfast. I was just drinking water, nothing else," Mohammad, a grey-beared man in his mid-40s, told Reuters from a hospital bed in the southern central city of Multan.
"We had to take it out intact," said Dr. Farrukh Aftab at Nishtar Hospital. "Had it been broken inside, it would be a very very complicated situation."
Mohammad, who is serving a four-year sentence for making liquor, prohibited for Muslims, said he was shocked when he was first told the cause of his discomfort. He swears he didn't know the bulb was there.
"When I woke up I felt a pain in my lower abdomen, but later in hospital, they told me this," Mohammad said.
"I don't know who did this to me. Police or other prisoners."
The doctor treating Mohammad said he'd never encountered anything like it before, and doubted the felon's story that someone had drugged him and inserted the bulb while he was comatose."Watch what people are cynical about, and one can often discover what they lack.” -- Gen. George S. Patton
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06.30.06, 07:22 PM #2Top Of The World
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I SURVIVED TEXAS LINKERS WEEKEND I, II, III, IV and VI and VII.barely made it to VIII time to slow down
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06.30.06, 08:15 PM #3Light Up The Sky
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For sure, butt it would end with a shitty punchline and be a total pain in the ass to make it funny.
Originally Posted by Mikey Metalhead
"Watch what people are cynical about, and one can often discover what they lack.” -- Gen. George S. Patton
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06.30.06, 08:21 PM #4Somebody Get Me A Doctor
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I asked for a BUD lite. Originally Posted by Mikey Metalhead
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06.30.06, 08:25 PM #5Somebody Get Me A Doctor
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What the hell does he do that he'd have no idea that there was a light bulb up his ass?Mohammad, who is serving a four-year sentence for making liquor, prohibited for Muslims, said he was shocked when he was first told the cause of his discomfort. He swears he didn't know the bulb was there .
Me? I like to think I'd know about that kind of thing as it happened.Last edited by Axxman300; 06.30.06 at 08:26 PM.
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06.30.06, 10:07 PM #6Hot For Teacher
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How many Muslims does it take to get a light bulb out of someones ass?
Just go for it!
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07.01.06, 10:16 AM #7Somebody Get Me A Doctor
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Maybe it was there so he could see when he had his head up his ass.
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07.01.06, 12:59 PM #8PM Goo with your concerns
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LMFAO!!! Originally Posted by BREW CREW
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And thats about what its worth.
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07.01.06, 03:03 PM #9Runnin' With The Devil
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OMG! LOL!
These posts were great. I can't stop laughing!
"How many Muslims does it take to get a light bulb out of someones ass?"
"Maybe it was there so he could see when he had his head up his ass"
"What the hell does he do that he'd have no idea that there was a light bulb up his ass? Me? I like to think I'd know about that kind of thing as it happened."
"For sure, butt it would end with a shitty punchline and be a total pain in the ass to make it funny."
I wanted to post a smart ass comment myself, no pun intended, but I could never top those!
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07.01.06, 06:43 PM #10Eruption
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60 Watt or 100 Watt? That sick fuck.
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07.01.06, 07:11 PM #11Take Your Whiskey Home
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Originally Posted by van_5150_halen
It was a black light.-TVH-
There seems to be some perverse human characteristic that likes to make easy things difficult. -Warren Buffett
If there must be trouble, let it be in my day, that my child may have peace. -Thomas Paine
What is government itself but the greatest of all reflections on human nature? - James Madison
Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him better take a closer look at the American Indian. - Henry Ford
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07.01.06, 08:20 PM #12The Full Bug
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funny guys....
maybe its true you can see the light at the end of the tunnel....[On the House Un-American Activities Committee] "They'll nail anyone who ever scratched his ass during the National Anthem."- Humphrey Bogart
The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done".- George Carlin
"I just think people should be very free with sex. They should draw the line at goats." - Elton John
"I'm just trying to figure out why you don’t have any clothes on," the deputy said.
"Me too," Krauss replied.
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07.01.06, 09:34 PM #13Eruption
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nice... Originally Posted by avhevhmashdlr
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07.01.06, 09:56 PM #14PM Goo with your concerns
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Originally Posted by avhevhmashdlr
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And thats about what its worth.
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07.02.06, 12:12 AM #15Eruption
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That guy was in the paper, remember? "MAN GANG RAPED, NO INJURIES REPORTED"
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