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06.20.06, 12:01 PM #1
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Get a life!
I've been a VH fan for more than 20 years, and have watched these boards with a little amusement over the last year or so.
You guys wank on over the smallest thing about the band. Have any of you actually thought about getting a life, rather than sitting in your dark little rooms with one hand on your keyboard, and the other on your cock? Christ, buy the product, enjoy it and get out and live your life! Start your own band, rather than wanking on over some defunct shitheap like VH!!!
Someone actually sent me a private message thinking I might actually be Valerie Bertinelli!!! Unfuckingbelieveable!!! The only reason I signed up was to make fun of your cocksuckers - my first post was (tounge-in-cheek) asking what the ad-libs were from "Inside", and I actually got a lot of serious responses.
I know this little rant will fall on the deaf ears of you saddos, but anyway, it's made my day!
I look forward to reading all your indignant, and ultimately pathetic, responses!!
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06.20.06, 12:04 PM #2
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Well speaking for myself, I have a life believe it or not. But I do enjoy a lot of the people around here which is why I'm still here. Maybe you should find another place to hang if you don't like it here?
Just a thought.
btw - I don't have that partic male appendage you mentioned so I guess I'll have to find the next best thing. Have a nice day.Last edited by smithjc; 06.20.06 at 12:07 PM.
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06.20.06, 12:06 PM #3
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I have a band:
www.humphryclinker.com
myspace.com/hclinker
Also, currently, my cock is not in my hand. Wait . . . ok . . . no, it's not.My website: www.timmcnulty.com
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06.20.06, 12:08 PM #4
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Valerie, I have only two questions:
1. Do you ever talk to McKenzie Phillips or that Snyder dude anymore?
2. Will you and Ed ever get back together?
Thanks in advance.
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06.20.06, 12:08 PM #5
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Originally Posted by ValerieBertinelli
"20 minutes (late to work)? Shit. Last year I woke up three weeks too late.My advice is to go for the alien abduction story. Look bemused, dishevelled and on the verge of tears as you recount your story of intrusive and degrading medical tests.Worked for me anyway. I still have colleagues asking me what it is like to fuck a green womanoid with seventeen breasts.Alternatively just walk in and inform everyone that alcoholism is indeed a disease and that they should be less judgemental and perhaps a little more supportive."- graeme on the addiction to this place.
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06.20.06, 12:09 PM #6
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Hey Val, I bet the Army would love you over there...
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06.20.06, 12:10 PM #7
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I can actually hear your pompous English accent as I read this!
Looks like you took time out of your busy life up there in Xanadu to type out a multi-paragraph rant about how all of us need to get lives. Well, you first.
It's an honor for us to have your thoughts on our site. Now we have something new to dwell on and over-analyze.
...fuckin' asshole...
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06.20.06, 12:10 PM #8
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Originally Posted by bottagetta
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06.20.06, 12:13 PM #9
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You must desperately need attention.
Your words smell of loneliness and isolation.
Such ignorance doesn't really warrant a response, but I'll take the bait.
I can't imagine why people on a Van Halen forum board would discuss Van Halen. It's always funny when people post on a board while making fun of people who post on the same board. Dude, you're sitting at a computer yourself right now, this very minute, as you're reading this.
It's just like losers who bitch about a song on the radio or how stupid a TV show is; change the friggin channel! Or in this case, don't come to this website.Leo Van Newhouse:
"And that's the bottom line, 'cause Pa-co said-so!"
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06.20.06, 12:14 PM #10
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That's what I tried to tell him. But I think he's still here.
btw - Snyder was da man back in the day.RIP - Classic Van Halen
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06.20.06, 12:17 PM #11
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Originally Posted by Paco
Leo Van Newhouse:
"And that's the bottom line, 'cause Pa-co said-so!"
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06.20.06, 12:18 PM #12
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I think this guy is crying out "EMO"...
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06.20.06, 12:20 PM #13
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Originally Posted by smithjc
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Originally Posted by ValerieBertinelli
What's stranger, talking about the band, or watching people talk about the band?
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