I vote for Glenn

[Downtown Stevie]

I know when Gary left the band at that time Glenn voulentered to be the new singer. Think about it we know we would get updates here and he could even run the official site as well . I think Eddie and company would be very wise to hire Glenn and I say we start this campain RIGHT NOW!!

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[track 5]

Now how in the hell is brotha Glenn gonna sing for Van Halen when he won't even post a picture of himself? Talk about lame cover art for the cd. LOL. Hell we wouldn't even get any cool posters with the new lead singer on them. Btw I'm not sure if he even sings worth a shit. This post was just way to easy for me to fuck with ya Glenn. [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img] Out.

[Wolfman]

Yeah, I can just see the lead singer for VH hidden behind a screen onstage, with only his silhouette visible. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

[seenbad]

:ala'Hitchcock:

[Glenn]

Downtown Stevie, you've obviously been around the Links a LONG time! I can't believe anyone even remembers that post. Hell, I barely remember it; something stupid about being there if VH needs me to fill the singer roll. [img]redface.gif[/img]

Needless to say, the phone never rang!

For the record, I could do it too.

[Glenn]

I'm so ready to roll, went double time!!!!

[ February 02, 2002 at 06:38 PM: Message edited by: Glenn ]</p>

[MikeL]

Glenn, if Eddie sends you a PM you know you've got to bring me in as a manager. Hell, I'll even shave my head!

[AbeVanHalen]

Originally posted by Glenn:
I'm really Yoda, and I don't think Eddie wants a short, green, wrinkly guy onstage with him.

[Glenn]

Originally posted by MikeL:
Glenn, if Eddie sends you a PM you know you've got to bring me in as a manager. Hell, I'll even shave my head!

The fundamental problem here is that as manager, I'm concerned (and convinced ) that you're first order of business would be to sell the band on the return of DLR. Where does that leave me? I'm Eddie's musical soul mate for crying out loud, please don't ruin this for me!!

Though your final promise there is an incentive, I'll give you that.

It seems obvious that it's time to appeal to a higher authority, so the rest of this post is directed at one person, and one person only; namely, Mr. Edward (Ed, Eddie, Eduardo, point is I'm flexible on this) Van Halen.

Edward, I'm in a ramblin', gamblin' mood this fine eve, so here's my offer to you; you guys fly me down to Los Angeles, and I'll pay my own cab fare to 5150 for my audition with the band (Frankly, a limo at the airport wouldn't kill you, but who am I to push my luck on this? Frankly Pt. 2, it wouldn't kill Mr. Norton from these here VH Links to offer to pick me up at the airport, seeing as how it would gain him admittance, though probably only temporary, to the 5150 compound, but again, who am I to complain?).

Edward, you pick the songs, you can even pick the tempo, though you might want to consult Mr. Alex (Al, Alexander, again, the flexibility thing, this point has been covered) Van Halen on this.

Bottom line, though this would likely be a tolerable day for me, the benefits to you are numberous. First, you'd finally get to hear your compositions as they've always deserved to be heard. And second, the public relations gained would be most beneficial. Let's face it, your fans have become a fragmented bunch, sad to say. This act of graciousness could only benefit your image; imagine the joy the fans would get knowing that one of their own was invited to Xanadu (I don't expect appearances from Olivia Newton-John or Geddy Lee, fear not) to play with the greatest rock and roll band in the world! In all honestly, this is my motivation, my fellow fans. I'm in a position to offer up my vocal talents in a selfless manner in order to benefit yourself, as well as the myriad of VH fans the world over.

Mr. Van Halen, the ball is in your court, my email address is readily available, and I have a clean legal record, so importing me into your fine nation should pose no problems. However, as an import, I may be forced to wear one of those demeaning stickers, and be a bit more expensive. That last sentence, eerily non-sensical, proves to me that this post has gone on too long. Again, I await your response.

PS. If Mr. Roth or Mr. Hagar insist on attending, please ensure that they take their notes quietly, I'd hate to have to get medieval on either one of them; the length of my fuse is inversely proportionate to my..... well, I believe the point is made.

Take care Edward, see ya down the road Champ!!!!

[Downtown Stevie]

Thats the spirit Glenn claim the throne that is rightfully yours. If any one gives you any crap once you get to 5150 we here at the links have your back and they better be wearing a cup!

[Kasi VH]

Now that is the best idea I've ever heard around here.

Glenn...we all also remember that fine story about your performance at that variety show...well, I don't remember it exactly but I remember it was good! Point is...go get'em boyee!!

Where is that gentlemen from VHND? We need a new petition here!

[jrk5150]

Originally posted by Downtown Stevie:
Thats the spirit Glenn claim the throne that is rightfully yours. If any one gives you any crap once you get to 5150 we here at the links have your back and they better be wearing a cup!

In fact, your case is so compelling, King Edward has given you his throne, attached to the porcelain altar where The (former) King has done some of his best work! Long live King Glenn
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[Dan Halen]

Hey Glenn, let's see some lyrics that you would use. [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img]

[Top Timmy]

I'm not voting for Glenn till he get's off the pipe! [img]graemlins/irked.gif[/img]

[PHOENIX]

What kind of Van Halen content is this?

I see a double standard here.