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06.09.06, 02:25 AM #1Somebody Get Me A Doctor
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Happy Birthday Map 57!!!
To the man with biggest and best "Spank Bank", Happy Birthday!!!
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06.09.06, 05:30 AM #2I'm The One
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Happy Birthday Map...you're da best!!!!
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06.09.06, 06:09 AM #3Take Your Whiskey Home
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what f98 said. happy birthday!
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06.09.06, 07:52 AM #4Somebody Get Me A Doctor
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LOL! Couldn't have said it better myself...
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"20 minutes (late to work)? Shit. Last year I woke up three weeks too late.My advice is to go for the alien abduction story. Look bemused, dishevelled and on the verge of tears as you recount your story of intrusive and degrading medical tests.Worked for me anyway. I still have colleagues asking me what it is like to fuck a green womanoid with seventeen breasts.Alternatively just walk in and inform everyone that alcoholism is indeed a disease and that they should be less judgemental and perhaps a little more supportive."- graeme on the addiction to this place.
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06.09.06, 08:42 AM #5Don't Touch the Dog There
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To the king of photos!!!!!
Have a good one....
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February 10, 1978...The day that changed the Rock N Roll guitar world!!!
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06.09.06, 09:36 AM #6Take Your Whiskey Home
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Happy Birthday, Map! Have a great one...don't spend too much time hold up in the bedroom with pics today!!!
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06.09.06, 10:01 AM #7Hang 'Em High
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Happy Birthday M57!!!!!!!!!
RIP - Classic Van Halen
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06.09.06, 11:40 AM #8Hot For Teacher
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Happy Birthday, you picked a great day to be born!!
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06.09.06, 11:54 AM #9Take Your Whiskey Home
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Thanks to all that have wished me a good B'day so far. I also appreciate the photo references. Sorry I haven't done much of that lately, but it appears as though someone else has taken it and run with it.....maybe a little too much. I feel quality is sometimes better than quanity.
If someone could please wrap Ali Landry up and send her my way, I'll be very thankful.
If you don't know who to look for, this is her.......
Thanks again everybody,
map
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06.09.06, 02:04 PM #10Top Of The World
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What would the links be without you??? I look forward to your posts. Happy Birthday!
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06.09.06, 03:06 PM #11Big Bad Bill
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Happy motherfuckin' Birthday oh King of Pics!!!
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Have I seen my last one?
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06.09.06, 07:42 PM #12Hell-LOW Baay-BAY!!
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Originally Posted by map57
HORSESHIT!!!! Keep the spankalicious shit coming goddammit!! TOo much is better than not enough in the BG thread!!!
Happy birthday.....now get back to posting the fantasy fodder, ya slackass!!!!
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06.09.06, 07:52 PM #13Somebody Get Me A Doctor
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You're the original, my brother! If it weren't for you, the Beautiful Girls Thread wouldn't be what it is today! You're the King of the Spank Bank... All others are just heirs to the throne!Jet City Super Stealth
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06.09.06, 10:20 PM #14Top Of The World
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Happy b-day cowboy! I miss your classy women in the BG thread....too much smut going on over there for me now.
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It's private.. but if you at least say who you are from VH links I will add ya!
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06.09.06, 10:49 PM #15Take Your Whiskey Home
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*Orders from CENTCOM*
Priority One stop
Communique level Alpha stop
Execute: Immediately stop
"Ignore all suggestions other than those advocating much more, continuous posting..the smuttier, the better " STOP
Happy birthday , oh purveyor of the kingdom of the Beautiful Girls!
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