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    is it really possible to comprehend the gender and attitude of the genesis fertilization if and when Eddie VH and DLR get into bed together and consummate and create their own special lovechild?

    the birth of new life would be special to the throngs of expectant onlookers.

    but what if the progeny was stillborn? what if it was rosemary's baby who came out? would you still look upon the babe with mia farrow eyes of love and joy? or would you turn your back on it and abandon that child at the nearest hospital?
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    did i miss something here?
    van halen shall return. what you think is nothing might be something after all.

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    OK dude, you have some issues you need to work out [img]graemlins/scared.gif[/img]

    We all know that Dave only likes blondes.

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    Originally posted by theodore templeman:

    but what if the progeny was stillborn? what if it was rosemary's baby who came out? would you still look upon the babe with mia farrow eyes of love and joy? or would you turn your back on it and abandon that child at the nearest hospital?
    Ted - you got someone who looks after you?

    Moving this to opinions I guess..
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