EUAS on frauds...

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Enough is enough.

We at EUAS don’t expect to win popularity contests at VH Links. To the contrary, we often revel in our unpopularity. Sometimes the antagonism we raise is the truest measure of our effectiveness in getting our message across. Frankly, there are times when we enjoy pissing off the right people.

But there are limits, and those limits should be easy to figure out. Maybe we’ve antagonized you. Maybe we’ve really rankled you. But when have we ever lied to you?

The very issue most Linkers raise with us goes to the core of our naked, bludgeoning honesty. It seems that any long-time VHLinks participant should be able to see how inconsistent it would be for any EUASer to jerk people around with rumors and innuendo about the status of Van Halen. You’d better believe we feel the anxiety over this subject just as keenly as anyone else in this forum.

To those of you who have been fair and even-handed enough to realize the obvious – that an EUAS/DLR Army tag recently applied to a particularly bitch-hearted prank in the Rumors forum is a blatant lie – we extend our gratitude. No matter which side of the eternal vocalist debate on which you reside. Trust us; in the unlikely event that this little shitnugget actually originates from our group, we’re gonna find him. And we’re gonna take care of him. Many of us have taken advantage of the email addy already.

But to buy such an obvious fraud, state that we should stand accused as a group, and then gamely attempt to roll it all back on the perpetrator? Sorry. That doesn’t wash. It betrays either woeful naivete or a perspective irretrievably jaundiced by personal agenda. And if you want to rush to that kind of judgment, all I’ve got to say is that you’d better be Eddie-Van-fuckin’-Halen himself.

In the meantime, for anyone who needs it spelled out, EUAS hereby states formally that we have not perpetrated, nor will we ever wittingly execute a hoax like the one recently performed in the Rumors forum.

And once again, we thank those of you smart and fair enough to realize that such trickery simply isn’t our style.


[This message has been edited by The SLAWTERHOUSE Bug (edited September 02, 2000 at 12:05 AM).]

[Brett]

Good use of DLR at the end Bug. I certainly didn't think you guys were behind Bonn, he was just some guy playing a prank, end of story.

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[The SLAWTERHOUSE Bug]

Actually, we owe that particular touch to a Links mod!

Thank you, Brett. We're sorry that we gotta clutter up the birthday with this, and we're grateful for whatever exposure time we're alotted.

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[houseofpain]

First off, thanks Brett. You know us well enough to know better. Now for those of little faith.....

Just what the hell do you mean blame this whole fiasco on EUAS? Bitch isn't a member of the hardcores. I don't recall inviting him in either. He probably doesn't even know what EUAS is all about. I can tell everybody this much though, it ain't about starting bullshit rumors! Now many of the users here have had many a run in with us. Let me ask you this. When have you ever known us to blantantly start rumors, without prefacing them first? NEVER! Because it doesn't happen.

EUAS isn't about starting bullshit rumors. I'm gonna paraphrase Goo from army here and say this, Bonn used everyone here. He played on your willingness to give him a forum to speak to. He played on your good hearts. He played your asses. Then he spit in your faces. This is why I stay the hell out of the rumor mill.

Seriously, no serious minded poster could possibly believe anything anybody says about this jokester being a member. It just isn't so. So get our fucking initials off your fucking signature please. It has no business being attached to your sorry ass. Can we stop people from wearing our initials? Well we've had this discussion, and no we can't. However, if you're gonna deface our reputations, and deface our colors, what we stand for, then you're gonna get this! A thread dedicated to wasting your punk ass, BITCH!

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[This message has been edited by houseofpain (edited September 01, 2000 at 09:25 PM).]

[houseofpain]

Props to Goo for pointing this stuff out to my blind ass. Thats the bitch about no going to the bullshit threads. Some bullshit needs to be dealt with by the RIGHT FUCKING PEOPLE and I wasn't there to take care of it.

Brett, Goo, others who care: Can you handle HOP with a return of the old Fuck Off attitude? Cause right now, I feel like some of my boys aren't behind us here, and I feel like some silly little bitch just called me out.


The house has returned! Yeah that's right! And now, I'm bringing the pain with me! You may just see a brief return of the twenty something post nights. ANd I've spent way more time in Main than I usually care to! Brothers, get out of your shells, cause the house can't take care of this shit by himself. SLawt and Icon are fixing to lay some serious smack down too, but we need everybody! A show of unity! And I am smelling gasoline! Where's the stack of tables?

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[This message has been edited by houseofpain (edited September 01, 2000 at 09:35 PM).]

[The SLAWTERHOUSE Bug]

Y'all heard tha man.

But I'll tell ya what. I'll leave a few chambers empty.

Just for the sport!

C'mon, now. Don' nobody wanna git jiggy?


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[houseofpain]

Where you guys at? Yeah its a holiday weekend. Ain't you got anything better to do then unload a few clips on the meek?

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[bigdogdo]

Hey HOP and all you EUAS guys, glad to see that you all had nothing to do with this bullshit. Never thought you did, way below your regular stuff.

I know that I have had some words with some of you guys in the past, all in good clean fun, just glad to know you had nothing to do with this.

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[The SLAWTERHOUSE Bug]

And that's why BigDog's a bug's favorite UpFronter!

Shot o' Cabo for the man...

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[bigdogdo]

Hey Bug, thanks bro. Nice to know that it is possible for some of the UFF and EUAS crew to get along.

I will gladly accept the shot of cabo, should go good with the coors light in my hand.

Bottoms up!

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[houseofpain]

Yeah dog! You're a fav. We can have our differences in preferences, but it's just that, differences in preferences. When this shit happens, we need to unify together as vhlinks users, and put down our foot and say we ain't standing for that bullshit! You can't just say you're in EUAS or UFFs. It's a whole mindset/attitude/way of life. If you ain't got it in here ( pointing at my heart ), you ain't got it here ( pointing at my head ), and then you ain't got it here ( pointing at the screen ). Like I said bigdog, this could happen anytime, it could happen to you guys too. That's why we need to unify as users if for a brief moment, kinda like a We'll all put an end to this shit together type of thing.

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[bigdogdo]

Thanks HOP, you and Bug have always been two guys I enjoy discussing things with.

You are right, this could happen to either group, and to be honest I am shocked it has'nt happend yet, that is why I felt that I needed to post here and let you guys know how I felt on the situation.

HOP, by the way say hey to Redfire for me, thats one cool little bro you got there.

Hey HOP take a look at our registerd dates, when both found the links on the same day, kinda cool.

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[This message has been edited by bigdogdo (edited September 01, 2000 at 10:08 PM).]

[houseofpain]

I noticed that just now dog. Hum, I wonder what day that was???? January 26th is sort of ringing a bell. I can't quite put my finger on it....oh yeah, I registered on the mans bday!

Seriously dog, me and you go back to having intelligent discussions before EUAS and UFF were thoughts in our heads man. You can roll over into any of our threads anytime you want as far as I'm concerned.

Oh yeah, I am equally as surprised that it hasn't happened. The mere thought of it pisses me off. I feel like I've been raped. Seriously though, it is nice to see the people who know us the best recognize that he didn't belong. Not long till 10-13 I suppose.

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[The SLAWTERHOUSE Bug]

Ditto, Dawg.

Really appreciate your ducats on this one. Won't forget it.

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[bigdogdo]

House I can not wait to hear the new stuff Sammy has been working on. He says it is his hardest album since Standing Hampton, which IMO rocked. Hopefully the new label will really push it and it gets the chance that an album by a rock and roll icon deserves.
You may think differently than me, but Sammy is a rock icon as far as I am concered, like him or not, the man has been around a long time and made some great music.

Also, thanks for the invite, I may stop over at the army from time to time to see whats shaking.

Check out my topic here in main titled Vote for Sammy now, you of all people will enjoy what I had to say to Phoenix.

Thanks Bug, always nice to know at least someone around here likes me.lol
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[This message has been edited by bigdogdo (edited September 01, 2000 at 10:28 PM).]