What will be Dave's first words if Van Halen opens the new worldtour?

[Glenn]

"Hello Edmonton, Glenn, glad to see you in the first row, hope you liked those autographed CD's, we've got a 15 CD box set coming out next week"

[Mikey Metalhead]

"everybody up" ...into unchained

[Alchemy]

Can you hear me?!

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"Honey, arn't you gonna catch a cold dressed like that?" - Dave
"We're not in the music business, we're in the business of making music." - Edward
"Yeah, I saw a yard gnome once...it didn't scare me." - Space Ghost

[Down In Flames]

"Helllllllllloooo Baaaaaaaaaaaby!!!"

(Whoa... Hold on a minute... ) LOL.

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"Fuck you. I give you my ass." - Rick S' dog, as interpreted by track 5

Official Bartender Of VHLinks

[JS]

"I heard ya missed us....we're baaaack!"

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"Oh come on mom. You know I'm not like the other guys. I'm nervous and my socks are too loose."-WALDO-

[jaybird]

Hi.

[5150EDU]

Diamond Dave's first words are going to be:

I told her "Never in hell, no special reason"
Musta lied 'cause I ain't leavin'
We're in for a very long night. . .

as the band opens up with Romeo Delight!!!

Either that, or:

1) Look at all the people here tonight!!

2) This is 100% real Jack Daniels, the only people that put iced tea in a Jack Daniels bottles is Limp Bizkit baby!!

3) I can't hear myself, Ed's guitar is too loud!!!

or finally,

4) Sorry Glenn, we gave those autographed CD's to the wrong guy, give 'em back so that we can give them to 5150EDU!!!

Ha! Ha!

Cheers everybody!!!

[Top Timmy]

David's first words will be...

"I'm not fucking watthi already!!" Wink, wink!

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[This message has been edited by Top Timmy (edited September 18, 2000 at 12:23 PM).]

[Raldo]

Since mine was already taken, here's another:

"How the hell are ya, people!!!!!"

Of course his first words will be from
'Unchained'.

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May the Phoenix that is Van Halen rise again!

[VHwasCoolestWithDLR]

"i forgot the fuckin' words!!!"

[5150EDU]

Two things we do not want to hear Dave say:

1) Is this thing on?!?!?!

2) You know, I really think Gary Cherone used to sing this next song better than I do!!

[badkaraoke]

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Glenn:
"Hello Edmonton, Glenn, glad to see you in the first row, hope you liked those autographed CD's, we've got a 15 CD box set coming out next week"<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

If Dave's first words are "Hello Edmonton", I don't think the tour is going very good.

Collin