ShowDown Van Halen

[Zahzoo]

From the BS newswire:

I say we send in a team of UN Musical Inspectors to the 5150 compound
to search for WMD's (Weapons of Musical Destruction)... It's high
time we disarm the Van Halen Regime and get them to release all of
their WMD's that they have been amassing the last 5 years in
violation of UN Resolution 5150.

"Clearly the Van Halen regime represents a clear and present danger
to the music industry if they were to unlease their Weapons of
Musical Destruction on the music world." Said Defense Secretary
Donald Rumsfield at a press conference this morning.

History shows the mayham and destruction of the Rock music scene when
they fired their first WMD via their VH-1 missle technology in 1978.
Again in the great jihad of 1984 - 1985 they attacked their
Rock'n'Roll neighbors with their stealth 5150 missles and terrorized
the Rock Music Industry for the next 10 years.

When the inspectors were run out of 5150 in 1998 the world lost all
visibility into the actions of the Van Halen Regime. Intelligence
reports that secret weapons development efforts were underway with
the lunitic madman dictator David Lee Roth in 2000. But we learned
that the militant group split shortly after due to conflicts with
fundamental factions within the Van Halen regime.

Current intelligence reports indicate new weapons programs have been
underway for some time involving long range piano and cello missle
technology. A high level CIA officer who spoke on the condition of
anominity told VHML recently that the Van Halen Regime may already
possess at least 3 nuclear Tuba missles and may be amassing more.

President Bush stated yesterday during his afternoon poopy walk with
his dogs, "Clearly the world body can no longer sit still while these
bad guys are a threat to stability and boredom in the world. The US
and our allies are poised and ready to rid the world of this threat."

While the US, British, and Australian diplomates have been working
feverishly on a resolution, it was recently noted that the French are
threatening a veto unless we admit that David Lee Roth is really a
failed genetic experiement involving DNA from Jerry Lewis, Lucial
Ball and WC Fields.

[HugeVHfan]

Funny stuff, and very creative! Lots of time & energy put into this!

[VH122]

Anyone got the number to Interpol?

[timmac]

Excellent! Very informative... glad to see you're using your creative powers for Good, rather than Evil....

[onefootoutthedoor]

Good Stuff Zahzoo!

[Zahzoo]

Thanks... I think. My vintage 2003 material gets better with age. Man... y'all must be bored as hell digging up this crap!! The new board reminds me of a good spring garage cleaning where you go through some boxes you haven't opened in 2 years and find shit you can't believe anybody would keep... LOL