So if all the Sammy fans here bought his new CD...

**Daved Mikalex** · 10.21.02, 01:37 AM

So if all the Sammy fans here bought his new CD,
who the hell bought the other 1500 ?

Did they accidentally put it in the Jimmy
Buffet section ???

6000 ??

And it was released on the tail of the
successful "Dave" tour.

This is not good news for the Samster at all.
Makes his reunion bid look less and less viable
all the time. Im personally glad, this is the
first thing that might cheer up Ed in a long
time. Ed was pretty down about the cardboard
cutout and degradation Sammy threw at him
recently. Ed, Keep your chin up Champ !
There is justice after all !

6000!!!

Mwahahahahhahahahha

Hey Ed, do you think he is working on some
royalties deal behind the Waboritas back
on this little number ?? hahahahhaha

Go Samster Go !

**Dan Halen** · 10.21.02, 01:40 AM

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**GMAN5150** · 10.21.02, 05:40 AM

Originally posted by Daved Mikalex:
So if all the Sammy fans here bought his new CD,
who the hell bought the other 1500 ?

Did they accidentally put it in the Jimmy
Buffet section ???

6000 ??

And it was released on the tail of the
successful "Dave" tour.

This is not good news for the Samster at all.
Makes his reunion bid look less and less viable
all the time. Im personally glad, this is the
first thing that might cheer up Ed in a long
time. Ed was pretty down about the cardboard
cutout and degradation Sammy threw at him
recently. Ed, Keep your chin up Champ !
There is justice after all !

6000!!!

Mwahahahahhahahahha

Hey Ed, do you think he is working on some
royalties deal behind the Waboritas back
on this little number ?? hahahahhaha

Go Samster Go !

Do you ever have anything worthwhile to say? By the way hows Dave's CD doing?...Oh thats right Dave hasn't had a new CD in years or a successful one at that.About your little cutout of Eddie jab I'm sure Eddie was just as pleased that Dave was always calling him Eddie Van Heinekin in interviews.I'll end this now so you can get back to dreaming that Daves gonna be back and starting some more useless threads...Have a nice day!

**Daved Mikalex** · 10.21.02, 06:01 AM

Hi there GMAN5150 !

Dave used to call Ed, Edward Van Heineken
many years ago. Its a friendly thing, dont
stress.

As for Sammy,

Im told that Sammy wiped his ass on Van Halen memoribilia on stage on the Dave/Sam tour, He
also showed videos of an Ed style guitar getting chopped to pieces.

(Total disrespect wouldnt you say ?)

The only Dave comment I cant explain is the one
about doing a porno with Val. Although I
wouldnt dismiss an old joke here also.
Perhaps they used to joke that Val made movies
and Dave said,

... well you know what Dave's like.

C'mon Dave give us a break !!

There could very well be an old joke here that
only Ed and Dave get....

Dude, Sammy really dished it out on Ed recently.
Now he thinks he is back in the band ??

Did Dave have a lifesize cutout of Ed that he
used to insult Edward ?? Did Dave wipe his
ass on Van Halen memoribilia, did Dave make
videos of Ed's guitar being cut to pieces ??

Hmmmmm.............

**Bob_R** · 10.21.02, 06:03 AM

For the last time. DLR calling EVH "Eddie Van Heiniken" is nothing compared to what Sammy did all summer long. Why can't you people get this thru your heads.

GMAN5150 you've been a nasty SOB lately.

Keep up the good work!

BTW, Sammy won't be back.

Which Sammy CD has been successful?

**Glenn** · 10.21.02, 09:57 AM

Originally posted by EVH FANATIC:
For the last time. DLR calling EVH "Eddie Van Heiniken" is nothing compared to what Sammy did all summer long. Why can't you people get this thru your heads.

Probably because it makes no sense to most people. "Sure I stole $50 dollars your honor, but the other guy stole $75, so therefore I'm innocent!"

Since this is just wishful thinking on your part, I guess it's lucky that this is the 'last time' we'll be hearing this completely unprovable theory from you. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Big surprise this thread is just designed to stir shit. Closing.