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02.01.02, 11:01 AM #1
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Brad is a Tool- by Van Gully
Webmaster Brad thinks he's so cool
He likes to play VH fans as fuckin' fools
He thinks he's a teacher taken us to school
But we all know what Brad really is...
Brad is a...
(chorus)
TOOL TOOL
Brad is a...
TOOL TOOL
Brad is a...
TOOL TOOL
Brad is a...
TOOL TOOL
12-12-12, he thought was cute
Playing dumb and acting like a mute
All the while playin' his boyfriends skin flute
Laughing in front of his monitor
Lickin' ass like a pornographer
Swimming in our curiosity
Like it was an in ground pool
That's because Brad is...
(chorus)
TOOL TOOL
Brad is a...
TOOL TOOL
Brad is a...
TOOL TOOL
Brad is a TOOL (hold into a DLR like Tarzan scream)
(Kick-ass Guitar Solo)
Brad closed his site
Said it will be back some other night
The VH fans wouldn't be heard
But what can you expect from a lying turd?
Yeah, go ahead think we're fools
It's simple, Brad, you're a...
(chorus)
TOOL TOOL
Brad is a...
TOOL TOOL
Brad is a...
TOOL TOOL
Brad is a..
TOOL TOOL
'I just joking' - he likes to say
Givin' the finger to the fans each and everday
'Don't take it serious' - there is no doom
But remember all, he's nothing but a mushroom
Oh YEAHHHH....
(chorus)
TOOL TOOL
Brad is a...
TOOL TOOL
Brad is a...
TOOL TOOL
Brad is a...
TOOL TOOL
He shutdown the Dome like a mafia don
What the fuck is this? Muthafuckin' Enron?
He's a Jackass
With no Class
He's just like Gary - gettin' busted in the ass
FUCK OFF, BRAD, BECAUSE YOU'RE A...
(short guitar solo)
TOOL TOOL
Brad is a...
TOOL TOOL
Brad is a ...
TOOL TOOL
(a short pause)
BRAD IS A MUTHAFUCKIN' TOOL!!!!
(the folowing is normal talk over the guitar outro)
Yeah, you're a mushroom, Brad. That's right you're a worthless piece of fungas. Tool.
[ February 01, 2002 at 10:06 AM: Message edited by: Van Gully ]</p>"Gully, watch yourself. I am dead serious." - Brett Norton, Emperor of VHLinks.com
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02.01.02, 11:34 AM #2
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Gully, you are a creative man, but I'm going to close this. Brad threads are out of control.
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