I need help!!!

**Dimoncutr** · 05.22.02, 04:09 AM

If You had a chance to ask Dave a question, what would it be?

I have a chance to get front row seats for the best one, so make it good.

You guys and girls have great minds, so make them whirl.

Thanks, Joe

**FanHalen** · 05.22.02, 04:22 AM

I'd probably ask him what those 3 tunes he recorded with Eddie sounded like. Was it "classic" VH or "BOV1" VH.

**1984_fan** · 05.22.02, 07:34 AM

I'd probably ask him if after years of doing so many women......does your wee wee wear out??? [img]graemlins/scared.gif[/img]

**FanHalen** · 05.22.02, 08:04 AM

Originally posted by 1984_fan:
I'd probably ask him if after years of doing so many women......does your wee wee wear out??? [img]graemlins/scared.gif[/img]

Or "does it burn when you pee?"

**Joe5150** · 05.22.02, 08:08 AM

Originally posted by Dimoncutr:
If You had a chance to ask Dave a question, what would it be?

I have a chance to get front row seats for the best one, so make it good.

You guys and girls have great minds, so make them whirl.

Thanks, Joe

I'd ask him, "do you think I'm a stalker?"

**hellohawk** · 05.22.02, 08:18 AM

It doesn't matter, he'll answer any question with one of his schtick-rehearsed answers.

**Dale McKoppen** · 05.22.02, 08:51 AM

When is David Lee Roth going to do a tour of the small towns in Scottland? We could go to the pub. "The Man" and I can drink some Guinness and talk about Haggis. Then once the booze sets in and my wee bits get all tingly Dave and I can go to the pasture and enjoy a rare erotic treat...hide your SHEEP indeed.

Then we can talk about getting me into the band on bagpipes...Aye! It is a great thing ORIGINAL Van HALEN. Ray DANNIELS may have been SCOTTISH but he certainly wasn't good for VAN HALEN!

EAT HAGIS AND SMILE

Dale McKoppen

**Fabulous Shadow aka VHL** · 05.22.02, 11:46 AM

I'd ask him if he had any career regrets...Like leaving Van Halen...

**Glenn** · 05.22.02, 12:07 PM

Ask him if there's any places that he can't quite reach with a washcloth??

**USFestVet** · 05.22.02, 12:16 PM

Ask him if he remembers where and when he was the first time he heard Van Halen on the radio?

**Rocket** · 05.23.02, 08:33 AM

What are the property taxes on that huge walled compund of his?

**waterdog5** · 05.24.02, 09:46 AM

I'd ask him to let the midget get it on with the cat women. That would blow Sammy away!

**Zahzoo** · 05.24.02, 11:04 AM

Ask him if he'd hold a private party for all VHforums members at his house, so we can all come over and play army in his backyard with skank ho's for the filming of his next video/DVD?